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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

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  • ʍʇɟ

    • Paradox how could you

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  • On paper, void train was exciting, but not in execution.

    • silent rule

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  • Joe: Ok Q, youre playing a trumpet in this high school band.

    Q: ...idk how to play the trumpet. Plus I'm gonna look like a really weird old guy in a group of kids.

    Sal: Yeah, that's the point!

    Q exits, Murray unplugs the mic

    Murr: What Q doesn't know is that there is no band, he's gotta go on stage and do a solo in front of the whole audience.

    Joe: Also, his trumpet case is empty.

    all laughing

    • [Open Critic] Cities: Skylines 2 Reviews (76 Top Critic Average 67% Critics Recommend)

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  • What's wrong with it? It seems like an improvement to CS1. I have seen any launch gameplay yet

    • Puzzle Suggestions

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  • Use small toys instead of treats (mice, springs)

    • Hey Google, go fuck yourself entirely

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  • All it takes is 1 developer to add video support to lemmy, and make videos defederalized, then we could have different videos in different communities, we could have video-only communities, and those would be youtube-like.

    • Whose a good comedian that never fails to make you laugh?

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  • James Veitch

    • Whose a good comedian that never fails to make you laugh?

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  • This fockin guy

    • Nearly 40,000 Koreans die by suicide over past 3 years

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  • Why?

    • CD Projekt Red Hints New Cyberpunk 2077 Anime

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  • Uh, isn't that Cyberrunners?

    • Babies Killed, Beheaded in Israel by Hamas at Kfar Aza: Israeli TV

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  • Why though?

    • Least Shitty Version of Windows 8/10/11?

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    • Windows Ghost Spectre
    • Windows LTSC

    • What is the Israel thing going on?

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  • I also have no insight into this, but it seems like another political war.

    • What is your favourite floating window manager?

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  • This stick I use so that my window doesn't slam closed

    • This sh*t is bananas

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  • I'm allergic to bananas. I ate them all my life, but in the last couple years, they give me neusea.

    • British: One, Two, Three, Four

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  • 4 = four

    40 = forty (and the only number spelled out is in alphabetical order)

    • The final 11 seconds of a fatal Tesla Autopilot crash

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  • Give mirror without paywall

    • Top 10 Anime of the Week #01 - Fall 2023 (Anime Corner)

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  • I'm unfamiliar with all of these

    • Would a federated dating site work well? What would it look like?

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  • I'm a coder and I have no idea how to do this

    Do you want it to show matches with people who are around your location, or anyone on the internet? If it's the latter, maybe try starting a dating community, if there isn't one already.

    You could have people start a thread with the basic info: age, location, gender, sexuality, etc. Then what you're looking for: age range, hookup or long term, etc.

    The comments could be general questions like an AMA to get a better idea.

    If someone likes your style, they can send OP a DM

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  • Some of my comments get down voted for seemingly no reason, or because I went against the "norm", but often i write a joke that falls flat.