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  • What bothers me are the people who do go when the light turns green, but take their damn sweet time to do it...

    Eeeease oofffff the braaaake…. Mooove fooot toooo gaaaaassssss… Creeeeep into intersection at 0.05mph….

    …just as long as they get through before the light turns red again, fuck everyone behind them, I guess.

    Fuck those people.

  • “You paid me little attention when I’m in house. You pay me big attention when I’m on house.”

  • The guy who “finessed” the election for trump now wants to start a new political party…

    The trump party can’t call out illegality any elections that this new party may “finesse,” without admitting to taking advantage of that same strategy last year.

    This will probably all fail in a completely boring and unsatisfying way, but I’m still hoping for total collapse of both parties.

  • He’s not, but the fundamentalist Christians have decided he’s their hero.

  • Really?! lol that’s great. I didn’t see that episode.

  • Ugh. People who call wedges “Jo-Jo’s” creep me out. It’s just so weird. Agreed about Crinkle fries though.

  • Best to worst:

    • wedges (like a mini baked potato, but better!)
    • shoestring (a tried & true classic)
    • curly (the perfect blend of potato & seasoning)
    • zigzag (sometimes can be a bit mushy)
    • tots (sometimes give me heartburn for some reason)
    • waffle (often don’t get cooked all the way, if they stick together)
    • onion rings (a decent alternative to potato based side, but I can’t eat more than a few)
    • sweet potato (they just don’t fry right. The texture gets weird and the taste is off)
  • Tots are literally cylindrical hash browns.

  • The concept of “Señor Chang” - the incongruity of an Asian man teaching Spanish in an American community college, never ceases to make me chuckle.

    It reminds me of my own days in community college here in the US, and sitting in an English Literature class, taught by an Indian woman (Mrs. Banerjee) whose accent was so thick, the whole class probably dropped a letter grade just because we couldn’t follow much of what she said.

  • That’s the Right’s MO. See also: any victim of police murder/brutality (eg:George Floyd), the people Kyle Rittenhouse murdered, any peaceful protesters who get assaulted, and so on.

  • “TDS” is what the maga cultists accuse anyone of having when they point out trump’s clear malice, incompetence, corruption, etc. It stands for “trump derangement syndrome.”

    As if being a sane & rational person is “deranged.”

  • It's just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

    That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.

  • It’s a sad but proven truth that the USA is not ready for a woman president.

    I voted for both Hillary and Kamala. But I’m open minded. Too many Americans simply are not.

    There is a clear prevailing consensus in the USA (not a correct or good consensus, but nevertheless it’s here) that woman should not be leaders. Even a large percentage of women believe in this.

    We NEED to change the consensus. How do we change the consensus? It’s clear that pushing the envelope by making a woman the presidential candidate has not worked. The patriarchal front is dug in too deeply for such a frontal assault.

    I believe the first woman president of the USA will be a woman VP who takes over after the president is removed, for whatever reason. A “side door” approach.

    I could be wrong. I hope I’m wrong. But I think AOC running for the presidency will put another Republican in the White House.

  • “America” is a shortened name for “United States of America,” in addition to the name of the continent. It can be both, you know.

  • They have zero compassion, zero empathy, zero humanity.

  • Or one guy keeps bringing in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.

  • Co-governing would imply he’s part of the decision tree. He’s just doing whatever they manipulate his narcissistic dumb ass into doing.