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  • My kid is seven. I let him play GTA5. He just likes to steal the cars and drive them around. I don’t let him do the missions or shoot anybody. He loves it.

  • Doesn’t mean shit until Elon’s head is on a spike.

    Metaphorically speaking.

  • “The fox has been guarding the hen house all week but don’t worry, we’ve asked him to stop now.”

  • For her and her dog’s sake

  • In real life, Aristotle was a real person and not a statue.

  • The last time I drove past that place it was a sports arena or convention center or something. Not a Bass Pro Shop.

  • If trump ever needs heart surgery I hope his surgeon is Hidetoshi Hasagawa - formerly the number one heart surgeon in Japan.

  • One little blood clot to the brain. That’s all I ask. I mean - given his overall mass vs. the size of his shriveled brain, it’s like hoping for a pebble to clog Niagara Falls, but hope is all I’ve got. One little stroke. Please.

  • Elmo Musk is considering suing me after accusing water of making things wet.

  • The fact that the US has a blithering idiot for a president needs to be taken very seriously.

  • Can we join Greenland instead? If they’re majorly rejecting trump then they’re smarter than the majority of voters in the US.

  • I guess all the “Genocide Joe” commenters aren’t getting paid to skew the election anymore, so they won’t be here to comment.

  • I want to try this but I haven’t been back to Cincinnati in years.

  • I’m so sorry for your loss.

  • I know it’s fashionable to hate on Apple (justified or not), but Apple Music is very good. As a bonus, you can bundle it with Apple TV+, which have so many extremely good shows and movies.