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OhStopYellingAtMe
OhStopYellingAtMe @ OhStopYellingAtMe @lemmy.world
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If octopuses had to wear clothes, they'd probably just wear skirts or kilts instead of pants.

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  • I guess an octopus skirt is more like a poncho.

    • Trump to revoke legal status for 240,000 Ukrainians as US steps up deportations

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  • Making new terrorists.

    • Only one House Democrat votes for Republican bill to avoid a government shutdown

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  • I see this on my lemmy feed:

    • Trump vows to label Tesla vandals as ‘domestic terrorists’ during White House promo event

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  • Domestic terrorists don’t egg cars. Domestic terrorists push past barricades, invade capitol buildings, and assault capitol police.

    Like the ones trump pardoned.

    • Only one House Democrat votes for Republican bill to avoid a government shutdown

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  • That photo sure doesn’t look like Jared Golden. Any chance to smear AOC tho…

    • Trump administration briefing: President downplays market volatility; US placed on civic decline watchlist

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    • Mark Carney to replace Justin Trudeau as the next prime minister of Canada

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  • American here. I’m jealous.

    • Trump administration disbands two expert panels on economic data

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  • Easier to commit crimes that way.

    • Elon Musk's AI chatbot says a 'Russian asset' delivered the State of the Union

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  • Well you can’t fault it for accuracy. Spot on.

    • Me reading Ancillary Justice by Anne Leckie:

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  • Like everyone else commenting here so far, I loved this series.

    • "Eat the rich" is verboten

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  • Liquidate the Bourgeoisie. In a blender.

    • RFK Jr. Misleads on Vitamin A, Unsupported Therapies for Measles

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  • Best I can do is a bear carcass and the head of a beached whale…

    • Trump says ‘we’re doing very well with Russia,’ hours after threatening sanctions for bombing Ukraine

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  • In an ideal world, the dumbest man in America and The President of the United States would be two different people.

    We do not live in an ideal world.

    • US Measles Cases Jump 35% in a Week, Now Found in a Dozen States

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  • Thank goodness the head of the CDC isn’t an anti-vaxx brainwormed sociopath….

    Wait, what? …no. Seriously? For fuck’s sake…

    • Trump asked for the real Declaration of Independence be moved into his office, 'alarming' aides: report

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  • He wants to cut it into strips and use it as toilet paper.

    • Trump admin justifies increasing prices: “Cheap goods” aren’t part of the “American dream”

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    • I'm always having to help these dumb humans

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  • Smarter than the average bear.

    • Trump's 'almost impossible' plan to bring in more eggs is already flailing: report

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  • Maybe we could ask Canada for eggs… oh wait… how about Mexico…. Hm. Gee. It’s almost like pissing off our trade partners for self-aggrandizement and market manipulation was a bad idea…

    • Trump allies launch a bid to take control of the D.C. Bar Association

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  • Bribeley Bribei, brother of Attorney General Scam Bribelei…

    • Donald Trump’s crypto project netted $350mn from presidential memecoin

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  • Grifters gonna grift.