What about that time he said he was attacked and mauled by a demon in his bed?
If I believed myself to have been attacked by an actual demon I would no longer live the life Tucker does. I wouldn't be spending time with Ted Cruz, of all the fucking people on this earth, talking about Iran.
That's ok. It's not for everyone, even Nothing knows that. It was nice for me, but I didn't choose to buy a new one because I wanted something that could stand a bit more abuse.
I wish I knew.