OberonSwanson @ OberonSwanson @sh.itjust.works

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I think we’re all loaded with those now, even the clouds are polluted with them.

What are the superpowers it gives me, aside from cancer?

I’m one of the lucky members of said group. /s

Not to mention, Elon has a flatter front than a Ken doll.

They want to keep it marketable for the future, it also helps that they can claim it’s to avoid legal backlash. World is a big basket of eggs right now, so the business buzzards are hovering and digging in to stake claim.

Which is a sign of the communities ultimate motivations, how disappointing and a sign to avoid.

God, corporate monetization is like an infestation, ruining all it can until it’s no longer profitable and moves on.

Though it’s abundantly clear that his views are gaining some negative attention from some users that either are misinformed, or have questionable intentions.

It’s entirely possible companies are trying multiple vectors to gain a chokehold on the community early on, seeing that most of the fediverses users are in currently in one convenient basket. Making communities falling under it, very appealing for predatory agencies.

Here you go, whipped this together as I hate the original:

That also, I’ve never received so many stares. Like I was a vampire from Twilight, sparkling in the sun, or had a huge booger in my nose.

It’s unfortunate that it also requires you to live within shooting range of North Korea and China. Because Japan is a nice vacation spot.

Me too https://sh.itjust.works/post/4574449

That was a hard one to make, especially the text.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/4574449

Need to undo this 1950s era of urban planning and transportation

I was a kid when I saw it, but wasn’t that one of the end messages of the movie, Roger Rabbit?

Pretty clear stuff like this is why we’re speed running to a dystopian future. Hopefully Googles profits can survive. /s

Thanks, yeah it was bad but over the years it stopped haunting me. Did take a while to get adjusted to reality, since in the coma it was a constant game, making me think I was awake… but, limbless, attacked or dismembered, among other things.

The days without eating weren’t too bad, it was really the removal of all the tubes like you mentioned, I was intubated and had a breathing device inserted that i apparently tried removing twice while coming out.

I kinda tried killing a nurse a few times that I was sure was attempting to kill me lol, thankfully I was so weakened I moved like a tree sloth. The worst was always catheter removal, as they always left it inflated and needed me to be awake when they pulled it out. They did it six times… my genitalia has never forgiven me. It’s even worse when they put it in if you’re alert, it feels like someone is putting a straw in.

Technically dying several for minutes after a stroke due to an aneurysm, worst thing I ever felt. They considered me dead, yet somehow everything restarted and I woke up gasping incapable of speech. I was thrown in an ice bath and they induced a coma. And yes, you can hear the outside world and the worst experience I’ve ever suffered mentally. I was in there for what I assumed was decades of masochist torture for realizing I wasn’t awake, despite my minds initial insistence I was. I still question if the acceptance, would have meant my dying and the torture was the pain of trying to stay alive. I eventually woke up to discover it had only been 10 days, and I was capable of basic speech, but my muscles had decayed to the point simple movement was almost impossible. In under 2 weeks, I relearned English and how to walk again. Since therapy, nothing is even remotely scaring as what your own mind can do to you.

Here you go bud: