Nutteman @ Nutteman @lemmy.world

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I dont understand, why doesn't Ross, the largest of the friends, not simply eat the other friends?

Dang, too bad there aren't insanely smart engineers who have figured out how to make your little hand rectangle go brrrrr to figure out a way to make it work.

Then... go away to another instance, bub. The things my country does affect far more than just the united states, unfortunately. I really wish we hadn't fucked the globe up so bad and stuck our grubby little fingers into every pot, but we did. And now you all have to hear about it. It's not changing any time soon, either until our political situation improves and we convince our politicians to stop. Wish us luck.

I barely know 'er

If you're reading this I am in dire straights, possibly dead. I woke up this morning to find my microwave is bursting with tardigrades. I have left it cooking nonstop for 13 consecutive days and they've only gotten more pissed off. I've welded their every possible exit from the machine shut, but I fear they are beginning to chew their way out. If you're reading this, tell the government they need to drone strike my location immediately, possibly nuke it. The world is not prepared for what is inside my microwave.

Trebuchet the rich into a cliffside from point blank range

Listen up, buster, don't you go trashing LSD just because you don't like it. Many people, including myself, have had great experiences that, while different from mushrooms, were just as if not more profound while on LSD

We killed them and displaced the rest so damn fast that we forgot all the major slurs for them

From my tiny amount of research eventually it passed through the Dutch layer and ended up as "loose" from those origin points before being adopted into english

Looks like we can thank the Dutch language for that one

Pardon my 🤮, but please don't remind me of that foul fucking land, my friend. I was eating.

They're a disgusting affront to human nature. Of all the islands in the world, you pick a non-tropical one? Shameful actions, hominids are meant to be tropical creatures.

Whoopsie 🤡

dammit I should know this by now lma

Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Brtsh or nglsh.

Wasp couch wasp couch

How long does it take for you to put on your clown suit and makeup every day?

A bullet is at is fastest velocity when leaving the barrel, doubt there was a sonic boom next to his ear

There's no fixing the system it must be destroyed and replaced.

The crime of being Palestinian