NucleusAdumbens @ NucleusAdumbens @lemmy.world

Posts

0

Comments

80

Joined

2 yr. ago

Had never heard of this meme, assumed it was a different humorous Throckmorton reference - which is essentially a medical dick joke that grew into a meme including multiple published meme studies in medical journals

Nah I just checked yesterday and it wasn't there. Maybe it's on vacation

It's a Simpsons reference (as is the title of the post)

I grew up in a Jewish community, this is typical lovingly-razzing banter

I'm afraid the horse will eat the pepper. Is it in any danger?

Bears again, so hot right now

*Ligma azalty balls

I'd think the fact they've saturated the US market is exactly why it'd be too valuable to give up. They'd lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

So I was going to make a joke about the peace and v signs by using the "peace be with you; and also with you" thing but have it say "Peace be with you. And also 'fuck you'". But then I was thinking, what if I said "up yours" instead because it's a more direct reference and less offensive. But then I realized it doesn't match anywhere near as well in syllables/sound.

So, long story short, my question is which one would be funnier/more appealing? Seriously, I genuinely want to hear opinions

Peace be with you. And also "thank you"

Because it's objectively worse than every major alternative while being absurdly resource intensive. Just watching it struggle feels like the punchline to a very dry & tragically unfunny joke

Wait can someone explain why it didn't want to generate random numbers?

If a pack of cigarettes is opened in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make that rhythmic slapping sound as they get tamped down?

If your aunt's abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom's boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad's shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit

If you look at the bottom it says once the device is paid off they can no longer access/change settings

*WehadababyEETZaboy

Because the Amish disdain for technology is relative. Since smartphones came along, payphones seem quaint in comparison, opening them up for their technological "Amish phase." Much like how Amish have no issues using bicycles or buggies since the car came along. Give it a few years and before long you'll see Amish with CRT TVs scrambling for VCRs and NES copies of Super Mario

Transition metals don't exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

I can see it on Connect

*wiith

The flipside of this is that they have no downtime between patients because demand is through the roof and there aren't enough doctors. Predicting how long each visit will take is fraught, plus emergent stuff may come up that throws off the already tight schedule. Better to have a long time in the waiting room than wait weeks/months longer to get an appointment at all