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NotErisma [they/them, any]
NotErisma [they/them, any] @ NotErisma @hexbear.net
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Republicans reject own funding bill, US government shutdown imminent

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    • Republicans reject own funding bill, US government shutdown imminent

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  • Jesus fuck I didnt know there was a porky point and Im fuckin howlIng

    AhaHAHahaH!HH!!h

    O m f

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • My grandpa was in a gulag 😢

    good

    the tattoo

    you should've been in one too.

    • Food Delivery Robots Are Feeding Camera Footage to the LAPD, Internal Emails Show

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  • What if you wanted to spy on your city,

    but then god said " :( Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart"

    • ‘Podiumgate,’ ‘Lecterngate’: No matter what you call it, it’s a questionable mess

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  • Nothing says US-BĂźrger like adding gate to the end of every noun involved in some controversy

    • Are you cancelling streaming services?

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  • cant cancel what I never had

    yarr

    • it's that time of year

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  • A white dude who drank IPAs told me that

    • How about that?

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    • Live your best life

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  • The one perk about being an adult is you get to have dessert before dinner!

    • Find the pokemon

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  • >Onyx + MySQL

    >Onix the rocky lad

    i dunno

    • Great deal ngl

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    • Internet developments have gone from exciting to dreadful.

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  • Aww don't you like beep boop pig poop balls version 69?

    • For Free!

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  • So I cant poop off the bridge and have it land on their boat?

    • No Longer About Kids: Florida Judge Allows Trans Adult Ban For Large Swaths Of Care

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    • No Longer About Kids: Florida Judge Allows Trans Adult Ban For Large Swaths Of Care

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  • >I just discovered your username is also an emoji

    • Avocados on the house

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  • >me arguing with the self checkout override Lady

    : "I just wanna buy these roma tomatoes "

    : "Avocados aren't red"

    • CEO says COVID gave us bad habits, prescribes unemployment of 40-50%

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  • I mean this ghoul is just saying the quiet part out loud. Realistically, every CEO thinks like this.

    • Probably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist?

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  • >unmicrowave

    I'm laughing more than I should at this

    Go ahead, report the mods, they can't unmicrowave this post

    • Child poverty in the United States just more than doubled. You can thank Joe Manchin.

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  • Bexbear: helthcare pls

    Lemmy:

    oh fuck they want us to become republicans

    • Child poverty in the United States just more than doubled. You can thank Joe Manchin.

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  • >thanks for trolling, goodbye

    Ah yes, silence a genuine grievance with "oh you're trolling, shut up"

    That's so childish and dismissive it feels like a

    skit