The inclusion of Canada in his "golden dome" is not to keep Canadians safe. It's to keep support out when he decides to invade Canada. Canada must say NO.
It was dial-up. Most computers don't have phone modems built in anymore, cell phones definitely don't and it would be so slow as to be virtually useless with modern APIs. Broadband needs a hardware setup which nobody can or will do for free. Sure there's wifi which some cities offer but those will be restricted and are only "free" as covered by local government taxes or local businesses. The days where the model of free internet access in exchange for selling your data is gone. Clearly to me the poster above is referring to social media selling your privacy which goes back to my point that social media is not the Internet.
I love the fact that you can either read this as that the Angel of Death can pronounce his own name, or it from the point of view of the dying man and his hearing is so bad that he miss heard "drath" as "deaf" or it is the Angel of Deaf who is also deaf thus the "what" at the end. Either of these is funny but the fact that it can be any combo makes it better.
You're confusing Internet with services on the Internet. Social media is not the Internet. The Internet exists without Facebook, Xitter and other social media sites.
The "golden done" would not protect Canada. It would just keep out international support when the U.S. tries to invade. The answer needs to be no.