Norgur @ Norgur @fedia.io

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Make this go away. Malicious "jokes" like this one do not deserve any clout.

Atoms don't jiggle, jiggle, they move But they do wiggle, wiggle, fo sho!

A thermometer is just a speedometer for atoms.

According to the future-documentary Futurama, his head is in a jar somewhere, waiting to assume the presidency once again with the headless body of Spiro Agnew.

I don't think even one of those fast fission reactors is still in operation. Wonder why that is.

Coworker: "Hey, I got this really cool new tool that will solve this data filtering problem you had" Me:: "Cool! Let me check out the filters!" Coworker. "They are awesome and work by RegEx!" Me: "Nope, not interested." Coworker: "But... it fits your needs exactly" Me: "I. said. NOT. INTERESTED!"

That's an interesting point you bring up there. Let me schedule a meeting for next Tuesday so we can discuss a plan going forward, followed by a weekly review of our progress in our strive to reduce meetings.

Or Covid /s

Yeah, you dimwit! Also, PID now doesn't take a multi-line array anymore but single lines with commas, so what's this

    
PID:
   - 123354
   - 567673
   - 123456

  

nonsense you're trying to pull here, eh?!

It's possible. I do it daily. I also fuck up YAML files and go space-hunting on the daily.

I wanted to answer but there is a space missing or too much, idk. Long story short: my answer isn't working

In mother Russia, Sauna evaporates you

One running on "Volts" and another running on "Watts" is like refusing to compare two cars because one car runs on Wheels and the other running on Motors

You sound just like my financial advisor! It's not “porn”, it's an investment in young people's futures, Jake!

Summary:

Michael Stonebraker and Matei Zaharia have created a new operating system called DBOS that uses a distributed database as its core instead of the traditional Linux kernel. They realized that the large scale of modern cloud computing made operating system state management a database problem. DBOS uses FoundationDB as its initial database kernel and allows services to be written in SQL. It provides benefits like time travel debugging and a smaller attack surface compared to Linux. If successful, DBOS could compete with serverless platforms and even replace traditional operating systems.

Well, that OnlyFans money doesn't earn itself after all

That was what made them so appealing to the military. You could produce seven in the time it took one soldier to toss one.

That's what I'd say about Nazis and mein Kampf, yet...

Forgive them. They aren't used to choosing their browser yet.

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in action. You can know where the pee is going or where it actually is. can't have both.