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Noite_Etion
Noite_Etion @ Noite_Etion @lemmy.world
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Stardew Valley 1.6 Update Full Changelog

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  • Baby toss now has a chance to crit.

    Yeet your baby to really build those relationship points!

    • Ray Winstone Says Marvel Reshoots ‘Can Be Soul-Destroying’ and He Nearly Quit ‘Black Widow’: ‘It’s Like Being Kicked in the Balls’

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    • (Starts at 00:45, Summary Added) Tucker and Putin Interview: The Bombshell Takeaways [22:54 | Feb 09 2024 | Russell Brand]

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  • For anyone who stumbled onto this post, block OP. Dude is either a troll or a rightwing fuckwit; nearly everything he says/posts is downvoted (and for good reason).

    Just save yourself some time and move on.

    • Something's wrong

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  • Anal [Garrote]

    • Foundation advice

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    • ❌ fissh

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    • British teenager behind GTA 6 hack receives indefinite hospital order

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  • Genius is punished for daring to cost a company money.

    • It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

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  • Frying pan is the obvious choice, I'll invade Mordor with it.

    • I read a book about sponges.

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  • This joke is full of holes.

    • Yes, I'm a rancher

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  • I love when ranch is crunchy

    • There's a difference

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  • Rod looking high af in that photo

    • Little shit

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  • Reminds me of my time working in checkout.

    Checkout across from me was closed and a trolley put in the lane to block it off. While serving a woman with her kid, the little shit was fucking up my counter. He knocked over my water bottle and messed up my stacked pamphlets. I asked the woman to get him to stop and she told him off, but as she left the kid turned around and smacked my pamphlets again, laughed and as he went to run away he ran straight into the trolley across from me and clothes-lined himself on the handle HARD. I laughed my ass off right in the little shits face as he cried, his mother just grabbed him by the arm and walked off...

    Great times.

    • Abraham

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  • If only selfies existed back then. He would have turned around to see John Wilkes Booth coming.

    • 2024 Sprint Calendar

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  • Why is 'USA' specified for Austin, but not Miami.

    Ah yes, the great nation of Miami.

    • East Ukraine's Kharkiv builds underground schools as Russia keeps up attacks

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  • Metro flashbacks

    • "They tortured him"; police used Taser on special needs teen for breaking window before shooting him

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  • We have reviewed the footage and concluded we didn't do anything wrong. The officer is now on paid leave (nice vacation) and any damages caused will be paid for by the tax payers.

    We now consider the matter closed.

    Huge /s just in case.

    ACAB

    • Choose wisely

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  • Crybaby, but your teeth hurt so I can understand why.

    • Choose wisely

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  • I post my problems online for strangers to read, but get defensive when I'm given suggestions on how to fix it. I swear I'm not a troll.

    Enjoy the tooth pain 😁.

    • Super Mario Warp Pipe tv remote holder

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  • Put a motion sensor in the pipe wired to a speaker that makes the warp noise each time it's triggered.

    • Choose wisely

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  • Lol. Suggesting visiting a dentist makes me an "Internet MD" now, defensive much?

    A quick google suggests that chocolate shouldn't make your teeth hurt unless they are decaying 🤢, but getting defensive is easier I suppose; Enjoy the pain each time you bite into something sweet.