Jones has cleverly rused investigators by taking payments directly from his advertisers in the form of worthless gold certificates and 55-gallon drums of penis enlargement cream.
One justice takes so many bribes that he might have legitimately forgotten about several of them. Another has been recorded expressing views that show that he thinks he's in some kind of holy war against his political opponents, which implies that he thinks his decision-making is somehow coming directly from God. Oh, and his wife is a "scream at your neighbors to own the libs" MegaKaren, and the rampant bribery justice's wife is an election-denying lunatic. On what planet is that not news?
Zelenskyy: At oh eight hundred hours, Kyiv time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against Russia. Their cloaking technology is already being integrated into our drones. So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. The CIA was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of Ukraine, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer, erase that entire personal log.
Butts make funny noises when you pass gas. Babies laugh at it. They have no idea what’s going on at all 95% of the time, but they get that farts are funny.
The liquidation of Jones’ assets does not mean that Infowars will cease to exist. Several outcomes are possible. The court-appointed trustee could sell the business to another owner, for instance.
Don’t celebrate too soon. Some shadowy investors are going to bail him out.
On the other hand, maybe your purpose in life is to serve as a warning for others.