No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston @ No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston @lemmy.world

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Joke's on people who did not use a burner email for their Reddit account.

Lol ackchually... It cracks me the F up using that word and when I started typing got carried on. Man, today wasn't a productive day at work I reckon.

Ackchually, I know a thing or two about online enrollment, ahem, well, you see, signing up for a course at a university is a rather intricate process. But don’t worry, I’m here to guide you through it, step by step, even if it seems rather obvious. After all, I'm quite familiar with the nuances, and you might need some... guidance.

1. Understanding Universities: The University of Adelaide, if you weren’t aware, is located in Adelaide, South Australia. It's one of those places where they teach things. Yes, educational things.
2. Internet Basics: You'd probably use something called the 'internet' to register. It's this vast network of computers. You might've heard of it.
3. Navigating the Web: Once on the 'internet', you'll need to open a 'web browser'. It's like a portal to different websites. I recommend typing in ‘University of Adelaide’ into a search engine – that's a tool to help you find things online.
4. Locating the Right Page: Now, this can get tricky. Look for words like “enrollment”, “registration”, or “courses”. It’s almost like a treasure hunt!
5. Reading Instructions: They will most likely have instructions. I'd advise reading them. Slowly. And then maybe once more for good measure.
6. Filling Out Details: They will ask for your details. It's a way to identify you, in case you didn't know. Make sure you know your own name; it’s crucial!
7. Submitting the Application: After filling everything in, you’ll need to submit it. There’s usually a button that says “submit” or “apply”. Give it a click.
8. Payment: Ah yes, they do require money in exchange for these classes. It's a system that's been around for quite some time. Find your credit card; it's a plastic thing with numbers.
9. Waiting: After you hit the submit button, you might need to wait for a confirmation. It's like when you order food and then... wait for it to be cooked.
10. Confirmation: Eventually, you'll get an email. It's a digital letter sent to your email address. Check it, and there should be all the details about your successful (fingers crossed!) registration.

I know this may all sound terribly complex, but with time and perseverance, I believe you can master the intricate art of online registration. Good luck! 😉

Master's in Mansplaining: Course Overview

1. Introduction to Mansplaining: Foundations and Historical Context.
2. Advanced Over-explaining Techniques: Ensuring They REALLY Get It.
3. "Ackchually" 101: Perfecting the Art of Pedantic Interruption.
4. Body Language and Mansplaining: Dominating Physical Space.
5. Eye Rolling Resistance Training: Preparing for Expected Backlashes.
6. Condescension Theory: Making Simple Topics Sound Complicated.
7. Selective Hearing: How to Ignore When They Say, "I Know.".
8. Mansplaining in Digital Age: Dominating Online Conversations.
9. Rhetorical Strategies: How to Talk in Circles and Never Concede a Point.
10. Advanced Studies in 'Well, Actually': Beyond "Ackchually".
11. Mock Lectures: Practice on Unsuspecting Friends and Family.
12. Case Studies: From Interrupting to Over-elaborating.
13. Mansplaining Across Cultures: Making Assumptions Worldwide.
14. Debunking Mansplaining Myths: Or How to Justify Everything.
15. Thesis Project: A 10-Hour Lecture on a Topic Your Audience Already Understands.

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Yeah, sure, make sense that people who did not vote for him the last election cycle will gather around AFTER 91 INDICTMENTS and multiple convictions and pick him this time.

You see the issue is a percentage of a minority is another minority and that does not even get close to either the sample or registered number of electors in electoral colleges.

The main card at play is voter suppression and scare tactics in Republican controlled areas to favor their own candidate whomever gets the nomination at the end.

It literally was just fresh from Venmoing money to the confessed Pimp when he did. However there could - likely - be that other minors are involved.

The future begins in the very next moment after the present.

It's a constantly moving boundary, always just ahead of the current moment.
Philosophically or metaphorically, "the future" might be considered any time beyond the immediate present, whether that's a second, an hour, a year, or a millennium from now.

Ahoy matey!

Help a brother here, what's the name for the application, I have a Samsung TV and I absolutely hate that even to play the dumbest shorter video one gets 2ands in the front and at closing together with the occasional middle unskippable.

Are we not going to talk about how this room has 2 stoves but no prep area or a refrigerator?

I didn't know that one, care to elaborate?

Man those are made up points, speak your informed mind and ask deep questions.

There's this thing that if you go west far enough suddenly you're in the east. So there's that.

I'm sorry but we're gonna need some 🫖🍵 and biscuits with this comment. Like, how crazy was she? Is it true what they say about sticking it in crazy? We want details.

Flow. I've experienced and seek that dragon everytime I code. Only tuning down the voices, numbers messages and extern noise cam achieve it. Also playing techno without lirics and hiding my phone from sigh.
Most of my very productive work is this state, where I'm absolutely sure of where I'm going and just need extra hands to type.

Le 9gag gang raises.

I want to see how this goes in court when people can't test paternity for months. You see it makes a decent headline but is neither applicable nor effective for government or citizens.

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