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  • Remember when banks were allowed to weaken regulation and move towards self-assessing risk and capital adequacy levels?

  • Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.

  • My political views are whatever this is.

    Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they'll help you achieve it!

  • If they shut down taco bell it becomes the flag of the Fascist Neo-Confederacy of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

  • /s

  • As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn't it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it's a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

  • When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

  • Don't catch you slippin' now

  • Oh my god. I can't get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

  • Seagulls seagulls everywhere.

    Leaving presents in my hair.

    It gives my scalp a glossy feel.

    Who needs shampoo when you can have...

    REAL?

    🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

  • Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD

  • Are bacteria Republicans?

    Also, your comment was gold. This is for you: