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No_Eponym @ No_Eponym @lemmy.ca
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If hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?

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  • Underrated comment.

    • Competition watchdog concerned about pricing post Rogers-Shaw merger

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  • allowed

    • Doctors Concerned About Neuralink's First Patient

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  • Remember how they couldn't get the cyber truck to not rust? Or the bullet proof windows to work? Or how the milage for most Tesla's was impossible, so people thought their cars were broken, and instead of either confessing or fixing the mileage they created an elaborate scheme to cancel appointment so people couldn't get their batteries looked at? These are the people you trusted to put a chip in your brain...

    • When you're locally famous and your wife finds out about it

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  • This is the way.

    • Congress Is Hurtling Toward a Government Shutdown

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  • šŸŽµIt starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of reservešŸŽµ

    • Unvaccinated Florida kids exposed to measles can skip quarantine, officials say

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  • Polio is back too. No word on smallpox yet.

    • Study finds anti-piracy messages backfire, especially for men

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  • "You wouldn't download a house."

    Fuck you, I would if I could.

    • Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

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  • Meh, lots of Dino gaming, not a lot of computer tinkering as I recollect.

    • E. Jean Carroll might sue Donald Trump a third time

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  • Naw, he's working on hooking up an IV drip from the RNC doners as we speak.

    • E. Jean Carroll might sue Donald Trump a third time

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    • Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

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  • The thingmabob that does the job is bippity-boppity-boo.

    • Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

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  • The iMac was the herald of the end.

    • Saruman also blocks Rowan's military assistance to Gondor

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  • Please stop arguing! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE HOBBITS?!

    • Romney rules out voting for Trump, citing courtā€™s sexual abuse finding in Carroll case

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  • Have you heard of the All-American prophet? The blonde-haired, blue-eyed voice of God!

    • Joe Rogan and Bret Weinstein Promote AIDS Denialism to an Audience of Millions

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  • We are all living through global climate change, and the collapse of late stage capitalism, etc. These and their I'll are selling copium to the masses of folks who can't face reality and choose to live in fantasy.

    • Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theory Is Embraced by Nearly 1 in 5 Americans, Poll Finds

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    • This would break the internet

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  • A dictatorship is a system of government where the one person gets to help everyone out by making all the tough and boring governmenty decisions. But itā€™s also a system where the the one person making the decisons can be a really bad person, and therefore can make really bad decisions. So, yeah, swings and roundabouts.

    • Elon Musk Bought Twitter to Settle His Jet-Tracking Beef, New Book Claims

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  • I mean, I didn't think it needed an /s because does anyone take the term "visionary" seriously anymore?

    • Elon Musk Bought Twitter to Settle His Jet-Tracking Beef, New Book Claims

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  • A visionary snowflake.

    • My pick is Rubberband Man by The Spinners.

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  • Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.