No_Change_Just_Money @ No_Change_Just_Money @feddit.de

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Rockcandy, the only candy that is good for you

"The youth of our nation is too easily persuaded by unchecked claims on the internet"

Abraham Lincoln - Vampire hunter

Best case scenario, they rip the piece out of a students textbook, which probably cost 200 $, without asking them first (thor love and thunder)

"Me and my sibling"

Tanktop & Tankbottom

I mean mathematicians are still missing over 99.999% of prime numbers, so...

I am just extremely neutral about this news

It is not like the next guy would be any different

Ducking autocorrect

🥶

I mean seems to work with my "poor people phone" (TM)

They will receive the sea slug pictures and they will like them! Do we understand us?

As stated by cracked after hours

Math is the power to destroy nice things with logic

The 3rd Axiom of Schopenhauer: if you are a dick to everybody, everybody will be equally and opposingly dickish to you

That is a lot like saying, "we need to make it illegal for rodeo clowns to steal nuclear waste."

The thing they want to ban is not actually happening, and if it was, it would already be illegal

Knook to 😎 - i

Cheque maid

I think they actually do know what they are doing, and therefore, their hypothesis is incorrect

They are perfectly following the scientific method:

Set up a hypothesis (I don't know what I am doing)

Formulate a contrary null hypothesis (I know what I am doing) and try to prove it (if I know what I am doing, I will be able to do science stuff)

Notice that your experiment actually proves your null hypothesis, thereby rejecting your original claim

Panic, as negative results can not be published, and a lack of publications threatens both the funding for your scientific career as well as your livelihood

Bend the data a little bit and throw any negative data because everybody is probably doing this

Proclaim you have proven your hypothesis

...

Smash

This was not about being scared and more of a social contract

They would not select judges on the end of a presidents turn, based on the trust that the other party wouldn't either

As soon as one party stops holding to this unwritten agreement (as Republicans did under Trump), there is little to no incentive for the other party to continue abiding to it

Nothing you can do about it

Hello, of course I can help you with this riddle

First, you put the hotdogs in your pocket and transport one wolf over the river

Then you go back with the hotdogs, but no passangers

You then leave the hotdogs at the starting location and bring the second wolf and the weed to the other side

Finally, you go back, take the hotdogs, and bring them over the river

Bro, my circle does not have a combined elo of 1200