NoSpiritAnimal @ NoSpiritAnimal @lemmy.world

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Give it the oooooold dick twist!

Those are the employees designated for under-the-bus duty. Easy peezy.

Do you mind sharing the state?

Management is just making other people do your work 99% of the time. And it's expected! I've run a few teams with good results and it's always the easiest position in the group.

Full sentences usually start at about 24 months old, my guy.

36 months is when the stories start.

If you weren't making shit up at 3 you should be evaluated for a developmental delay.

Why does everyone on the internet think kids are mute grubs until they turn ten?

3 year olds say wild shit all the time.

They are at the peak of "i just learned this" and "i don't fully understand social implications".

I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.

You're pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.

Black Licorice is delicious and people that don't like it have weak taste buds.

It's nice they used the word Boosted in the headline.

I was almost mad at the runaway greed of capitalism, but boost just sounds so much nicer than raise.

I should not have to say this: The window sill is not a food prep surface

Make sure to wash away your national tragedy with cold water

An assault where the victim disappeared and is not heard from again?

"Bitch, am I invisible?!"

• The Larch

Defense Attorneys defend you in any criminal proceedings. You may be thinking of Public Defenders, which are Defense Attorneys paid by the state.

If he wasn't up front they would have no reason to hire a local firm at the location the murder occured.

It was a cross country road trip. Any other jurisdiction along the route could've been relevant without all the facts.

Did you read that last paragraph?

How would the defense know to contract with a local firm where Gabby was murdered unless the defense were informed of the crime by their clients?

Israel helped South Africa become a Nuclear armed state and supplied their apartheid government with weapons.

Lo-and-behold, but otherwise 100% with you

Congress had a huge Anti-Ǒ̴̰̘̲̭̿͑̒̒͐̀̋̕͜r̷̡͍̼̹̥̻͖̤̅͑͌̋͌͗b̶̡̛͈̺̬͙̰̙͖̘͔̳̲̦̦͖̄͆̃͂͆͠ caucas after WWII. It's a miracle we got the Ǒ̴̰̘̲̭̿͑̒̒͐̀̋̕͜r̷̡͍̼̹̥̻͖̤̅͑͌̋͌͗b̶̡̛͈̺̬͙̰̙͖̘͔̳̲̦̦͖̄͆̃͂͆͠s we did.

Yeah, that's not what this is

Yes it's a very detailed simulator. You can generate wing cavitation and sonic booms.