If we ignore all the other context for a second: the "drugs are bad" angle is kind of hilarious if he's on multiple hallucinogens, uppers and downers and the only identified issue was he had to pee a bit more than usual.
It sounds likely it should be something cooler than being able to type a question to a computer. Like, if I was really good at Ask Jeeves, could I be a Vibe Bro too?
Is the stigma around incorrect use of bullet points? I'd rather keep that one going.