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I could get that for you, but I won't.

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  • I'm sure they were just going to mention coconuts.

    • WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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  • I heard only pedos don't get in the submarine.

    • ICE deports Venezuelan teen despite reportedly knowing he was not a target

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  • Is this satire?

    I don't know. How could anyone possibly tell?

    • ICE deports Venezuelan teen despite reportedly knowing he was not a target

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  • That said you could always be a sarcastic asshole

    That's kind of my whole deal.

    • China now faces 245% Trump tariff

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  • Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    • I can't believe it

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  • If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

    • I can't believe it

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  • People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it's suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

    • ICE deports Venezuelan teen despite reportedly knowing he was not a target

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  • Research, in this case, would have been reading the entirity of the comment. If that is too hard for everyone, I can see why we are in this mess.

    • ICE deports Venezuelan teen despite reportedly knowing he was not a target

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  • You can't assume the cop was a nazi, they were just following orders. Everyone has to follow orders in their job and are probably afraid of repercussions if they don't follow through with their job after getting the orders mixed up by, for example, accidentally sent out the wrong plate of food, or an innocent teenager to an offshore death camp.

    • What do you think will the tech bros jump on next?

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  • Got my Google Glass pre-ordered

    • How a $200 check can put you on a government watch list

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  • $200 from fam... straight to El Salvador

    $2billion from Saudi Prince...?

    • You don't have to live like this

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  • Probably drinking first and eating secondarily

    • [catchy electronic music starts]

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  • Cum mania?

    • My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.

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  • Trepanning is the solution to many of life's problems.

    • robot rule

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  • Yay! More free time to eat the crayons!

    • Climbing out of the primordial soup was a mistake

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  • Please don't go near the super secret pipeline full of tasty melted chocolate for Willy Wonka's factory.

    • namuh bmud eht ta kool tsuj aH

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  • Don't let your dreams be dreams. Get bumd.

    • "You either fight for a future or you don’t": Progressives get early jump on Democratic primaries

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  • I feel personally offended that you define a troll as "someone who is sarcastic sometimes"

    • As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)

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  • Ew

    • Criminal before birth

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  • If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it's federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.