Nikls94 @ Nikls94 @lemmy.world

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Those are some nice tits and boobys.

Looking at them really makes my

I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called "Spotz" ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like "shpowts" - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s "büdl" ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like "boodle" (you have no pronunciation for ü).

So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick. Spotzbüdl - ʃpɔtsˈbʏdl - spowthsboodle

That’s an AI-esque mistake

Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist

Ah, so we have a Switch2 hardware with no exclusive titles for twice the price. No thank you, I‘ll play a game offline by just putting it in and hoping that the game is no copy of a game someone else made.

You could try to get into a hobby. Something to pour some money into, an interest you won’t stop babbling about. Become a geek in something, anything. Is there something from your youth you enjoyed? To get your head completely fixiated on that topic?

I mean, you can’t do anything against what Trump does, so why not just ignore it and deal with the consequences once they arrive? It’s not like anyone can change his mind - better save that energy and brain power and use it somewhere else.

The point I would like to get to is that nobody can change what Trump will do, the only way is to deal with the consequences of his actions.

I knew a kid in school who ran like this.

Man, he was soo cool

No matter how shitty my day is, at least the bed is made.

Also, the texture of the sheets on your body feels smoother if the bed was made hours before going to bed, than that feeling of untidy sheets. My sleeping position is sideways, the blanket below me, back is cold, feet over the edge, only one leg covered.

I air my bedsheets outside 3 days after changing them, I change them once a week. Also, my bed is for sleeping and the nasty only.

And from personal experience, partners who didn’t make their bed tended to not have their shit together, so I’m kind of biased.

Dickinsodia

In Vienna, we say "oida waunst laung deppat bist daun hauri da a watschn owe dass da viatzehn dog da schädl wogglt!"and I think that’s beautiful.

The shell as well? Thought it was some kind of carbohydrate

Inalways thought that those were like the crunchy exterior of chewing gum, but as little glitter pellet things

As much as I hate Nintendo, publishing wise they’re good.

We’re just a bunch of nerds. There’s vegans, there’s ketos, there’s FBI agents, boys and girls, gentels and ladymen, one guy‘s called Larry. Just post stuff and contribute.

Using financing to buy microtransactions?

Funny enough, the link to Rich Shanton, the one who wrote this, throws a 404 error.

There’s a video from about 11 years ago of Benedict Cumberbatch doing a National Geographic voiceover on penguins. He gets it right the first few times but then he shifts to "penwing" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRpLGEwssA&pp=ygUcYmVuZWRpY3QgY3VtYmVyYmF0Y2ggcGVuZ3Vpbg%3D%3D Timestamp 3:17

This is so cringe it has 666 on the back of its hand.

Like Penwings? 🐧