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NigelFrobisher @ NigelFrobisher @aussie.zone
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  • Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

    • Technology is enhancing our lives every day

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  • And there’s me just thinking the joke was that it turned him into anime.

    • New ink

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  • Sir Walter Raleigh returns from the New World to present the crazy edible tubers he found to the Queen of England, but Samwise Gamgee is already there with his pot.

    • ‘The vehicle suddenly accelerated with our baby in it’: the terrifying truth about why Tesla’s cars keep crashing

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  • You can choose not to drive bleeding edge technology, but sadly you have no choice in whether to share the road with it.

    • Disaster declarations issued through central Texas as heavy rains produce ‘catastrophic flooding’

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  • They should call for federal aid.

    • It's a fucking nightmare out there. I say take advantage of every tool you have.

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  • The firm handshake worked great until I met an employer who was higher Dan in Judo than me.

    • Boop?

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  • Absolute snorkle.

    • Road fatalities per 100,000 population in major US States, Australian States and Canadian Provinces

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  • Is this specifically relating to the difference between Victoria and Mississippi?

    • Road fatalities per 100,000 population in major US States, Australian States and Canadian Provinces

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  • Victoria is that low cos they don’t fuck around when it comes to driving fines. The speed limit means limit, and they’re cracking down hard on drivers using phones.

    • LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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  • Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.

    • Sometimes my genius, it's frightening me...

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  • Yum, Creme Brulee.

    • Republicans and Democrats in Secret Talks to Create a Third Party

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  • American politicians form third right-wing party.

    • Cow eggs

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  • Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

    • Cursed

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  • See, that’s the problem with people nowadays?They want to minimalise everything.

    They should just slow down and breathe.

    • Hmmm who could it possibly be?

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  • Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.

    • Vitamins are good but idk....

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  • This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

    • What's your creative solution to solve the loneliness epidemic?

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  • Keep people in adjacent cages on a big rectangle of concrete next to a swamp so they get all the social time they need. Kid Rock plays to keep up morale every Friday night.

    • Cursed

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  • Why doesn’t he just make the square bigger? That’d be more efficient.

    • We really don't want to talk about our problems

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  • I did the same, back during COVID lockdown. I think my body just started producing endorphins, because I stopped taking the painkillers and was totally at peace while everybody lost their minds over the isolation. I played The Outer Wilds and accepted that everything must end.

    • We really don't want to talk about our problems

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  • This is therapy. if I could just drop out of everything for 29 days I’d come back refreshed and Zen as fuck.