Elon found the HAARP control room, but someone had already split the command key into seven parts and hidden each at the bottom of the land’s seven deepest dungeons.
Sir, you can’t blame class war rather than entire ethnic and cultural groups in here. How else will people know to fight against each other instead of the oligarchs?
Top tip: a beach with an undercranked camera can double as a desert at a pinch. Don’t try to “add the sunshine back” in post, like when Red Dwarf used North Wales as a tropical resort.
My missus always leaves her MacBook overhanging the edge of surfaces like this and then does Surprised Pikachu Face when it falls off, complaining about how slippy the case is.
Disuse?