Why would you want that though?Not being funny, I have honestly never seen a good use case for a touchscreen that's too big to fit in your pocket a la your phone and isn't better served by a mouse & keyboard or a remote like a TV.
Don't worry, your successor isn't offering anything big. You'll still be around for many more days to come.
Based will come when corporate finally pulls their heads out of their arses and accepts that to hire good IT people you need to go to the cat girls.
Fuck that system, it's a copy of the Americans' Amber Alert and they have plenty of stories of it's misuse. Turn it off. Get your rest.
How's it feel to be called out on your bullshit lol