NewEnglandRedshirt @ NewEnglandRedshirt @lemmy.world

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I would LOVE to see an episode where Chase finally loses it and goes nuts from being the only person/pup on the police force. I'm sure he's got to have some PTSD. We can have a whole episode dedicated to self-care, therapy (and introduce a new therapy dog to the team), and the general untrustworthiness of the police.

Nickelodeon, hit me up. I'm happy to write the episode for you.

Fuck pasta in its noodly goodness... warm, feels good to roll around in (ahem or so I've been told)

Marry bread. It's solid, dependable. Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's a little harder, but it's always there for you.

Kill rice. Too close to sand when uncooked, too mushy when cooked.

Hey, now. We also make friends online!

Republicans: some humans shouldn't exist.

Republican quoted in this article: “I just wish we could come together”

Calling anything made by Thomas's "bagels" is just plain insulting. It's round bread, at best.

This is how the dominoes of legalized gambling happened. States saw their neighbors raking in the cash and legalized gambling to keep their citizens' dollars inside the state. It's the same phenomenon now that pot is legal in states around PA, they want their people to spend that money inside the state to get tax revenue.

As someone who has seen Star Wars, this is hilarious because it honestly makes a ton more sense than the shit that actually ended up on screen.

If you're going to go, go hard and just have a brief flash of a porno, maybe 1 or 2 frames long. A random curse word could still be rated PG-13 in the US

I've seen a ton of bad movies over the years, but Moonfall has probably got to be the worst I've seen recently. Picture every possible disaster movie and sci-fi movie stereotype and trope... they are ALL in that film. I started laughing about halfway through and just couldn't stop, it was so bad

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Why does Stephanie as a pet name gross you out? Am I missing something?

Spoiler for PIC Season 3 below.

I really would like to see a movie about what happened to Ro Laren between TNG's "Preemptive Strike" and PIC's "Imposters". The story she tells Picard & Riker needs fleshing out. How did she survive the death of the Maquis? How was she captured? What were the circumstances that led her to become a member of Starfleet Intelligence? How did she become Worf's handler? This all feels like it would benefit from either a mini-series or a feature-length Short Trek

I mean, I wasn't expecting to quit Reddit and Twitter at the same time, but here we are.

I see myself in this post and I don't like it.

Exactly. I probably wouldn't actually email it home, just look for the reaction. If they look worried, then yeah, I'd definitely send it home. I've had kids cuss me out in Spanish on papers before, not believing I'd actually translate it and bust them.

The TNG-era pic of Riker threw me for a minute, wondering if they meant of little Jean-Luc in "Future Imperfect" ... then I remembered Thaddeus and Kestra. SMH.

HEY! That's Captain Mary-Sue! Honor and respect her promotion and the fact that the then-current captain was willing to step aside... conveniently.

History teacher here. If this was turned in to me, rhe first thing I'd do is laugh, then have a conversation with the student. If s/he says they'd be ok with me emailing a copy of this to their parents (I'm assuming the parents speak Chinese), then I'd just give them an A for pure gall. If the kid isn't from a Chinese-speaking family, I'd probably still give him/her kudos and then make them turn in whatever they put into Google translate to begin with. But really, this is the kind of malicious compliance I wish my students had the creativity to pull off.

Colm Meaney was a pilot in Die Hard 2 IIRC. I remember thinking that it was weird to see him back at the helm after S1 of TNG