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  • lentil balls

    I’m so turned on right now

  • Tomahawk missile

  • Lovingly watching you. Every second of your life.

  • Cheer up bud, think of all the oil you’ll secure before you get shot!

  • Royale with chiasse

  • You can’t be a mayor and have foreign money funneled to you! What does he think he is, a president!?

  • This is why I keep a box of live turtles in my back seat.

  • You can fight and win wars without ever setting foot in another country.

  • Pesky lizard man

  • yawn Oh yeah, I’m sure it was colossal, like so many other times.

  • “I don’t need to comment this code, I wrote it so I know what it does”

    And then

    “Fuck, I should’ve commented this code, I have no idea what it does”

    Comment. A lot.

  • You should probably just eat them all. Right now. In bed.