NegativeInf @ NegativeInf @lemmy.world

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Tuna Sandwich

Ingredients:

2 slices Dave's Killer Bread (21 Seed Variant), lightly toasted

1 can tuna

2 tbsp Hellmann's mayonnaise

2 tbsp chopped pickles

1 slice muenster cheese

1 slice gruyere cheese

2 slices tomato

A handful of baby spinach leaves

1 tsp Grey Poupon mustard

Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. Prepare Tuna Mix: Combine tuna, mayonnaise, and chopped pickles in a bowl.
2. Assemble Sandwich:

• Spread the tuna mixture on one slice of toasted bread.
• Spread Grey Poupon mustard on the other slice.
• Layer muenster cheese, gruyere cheese, tomato slices, and baby spinach leaves over the tuna.

3. Season: Sprinkle salt and pepper to taste.
4. Close and Serve: Place the mustard-coated slice on top, press gently, and enjoy.

Supervolcano eruption.

I'm still hoping for a gamma ray burst.

Not the momma! smack

I prefer to think of us as being in the year 12,024.

I'ma need a rigorous box and whisker plot on that data.

Raising Cane's or nothing.

The worm died from starvation.

This is gonna be the longest fucking four years of my life. And I live near a coastal river. I don't know whether I'll end up in the gay camps, the ADHD camps, or drowned due to climate change.

Fascism sucks donkey nuggets.

I hope the asteroid comes soon.

Typhon breathed fire and had fire in his eyes to paraphrase the Wikipedia page you should read again. Also associated with volcanic activity.

Elonia Trump.

Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.

Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?

Didn't Hitler kill the other popular Nazi leaders because he feared their ability to take over the party?

That will be a fun day of news.

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there's no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

One of the twilight movies. In a flashback, they show the Volturi massacring a group of vampires in which one of them had converted a child. Being a child when turned made them have no regard for secrecy or discretion, which would have led to them exposing the existence of vampires.

Which is why they were all coming to kill the Cullens when the mortal Bella gave birth to Edwards half vampire offspring, as another vampire saw a young girl with vampiric powers, not understanding that the half vampire girl would age rapidly until adult and then staying adult for eternity.

My summary may be slightly off. I read the books like... 16 years ago? Idk.

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that's not how it works, but still.)

You don't think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?