NataliePortland @ NataliePortland @lemmy.ca

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Cool!

Omg is she really? She doesn’t look that old to me I wouldn’t have guessed. Is she single? What’s her story? Asking for a friend

I would love to see President Elizabeth Warren

Right now they are arguing whether article 14 includes the office of Presidency or not but I had to stop listening because I was getting myself worked up about it. Is the presidency an elected office- yes or no? If yes then article 14 includes the president

I love the Costco puma sweatpants, they’re made so well they last for years!

Ya for sure it’s a difference. Both are awesome. I’m an east coast Jew, obviously raised in bagels and lox. But now I live on the west coast where Jews are rare and strange. People here don’t know words like “lox” or “shmear”, so sometimes I just call it smoked salmon the way you might call latkes “potato pancakes”.

But now my new brother in law manages a salmon hatchery and gives us jars of smoked salmon he makes and it’s so unbelievably good. Is lox cured instead of smoked? Idk. Both great. It’s splitting hairs really, isn’t it? Salmon is so good!

Many people call it lox. You can too!

Lox still means smoked salmon. It may not be a word you use but many people do.

Yes that's how languages evolve. It's interesting, isn't it?

I’m playing blue right now! I just woke up the Snorlax with the flute. It’s so fun. This time I’m really into Hypno and Dugtrio

Sister Margaret will be delighted to hear this

Your honor, is white collar crime a legitimate get rich quick scheme or an unthinkable sin ?

It’s a good joke. Don’t let these negative Nellies get you down

Remember the time he first met Angela Merkel (former German PM) and he asked her if they could make a trade deal? She told him "No, Germany can't make direct trade deals, we can only trade through the EU"

But he didn't understand what she said so he asked her again- ELEVEN TIMES.

My favorite though was the time he was bragging about his high score on an IQ test "It was a very hard test. There's no way Joe Biden could have passed it." And then we found out he didn't take an IQ test, he was being tested for dementia. The questions he found to be very hard were "What year is it?" "What city are we in?" and then there was a picture of an elephant and he had to say what kind of animal it is.

But Washington Post is worried that Trump may be losing his trademark mental acuity, I guess.

Oof! That sucks

Oh this one took me a minute- it’s half of a halfling!

Crikey! This billabong is full of beany-doos! (wait, what's an Anglican again?)

Bloody 'ell! I've been caught red-handed! With me trousers round me ankles! Be a good lad and write your full name and address so we can send you some warm ale by way of apology.

I haven’t been back to Reddit since June. Am I missing anything?