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Naja Kaouthia
Naja Kaouthia @ Naja_Kaouthia @lemmy.world
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💀💀 2006 was 18 years ago

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  • Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.

    • McDonald's plans to start selling bigger burgers

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  • Ah ha! That was the old price I couldn’t remember. Go through the drive through, order like 50 of them plain, toss in freezer.

    • McDonald's plans to start selling bigger burgers

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  • I miss Welfare Wednesday. $.59 hamburgers and $.69 cheeseburgers.

    • Time is cruel

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  • Get off my lawn.

    • Wok 22

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  • To hell with Panda Express and those places. The best Chinese takeout has a number in the name.

    • If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how

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  • 89 was a good year. I didn’t quite have bills yet.

    • Robot litter box

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  • My sister in law has one (I named it the Space Shittle) and she hasn’t had any issues with it for the year she’s had it and I have to admit that it’s a pretty nifty gadget. Personally, I continue to scoop because it’s a pretty hefty price tag for replacing 5 minutes of work a day.

    • Short(er) people of Lemmy--what are some lifehacks you figured out that've helped you out?

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  • Every single one of my kitchen cabinets is too high and I can only reach the bottom shelf. My kitchen tongs double as a grabby thing so I can reach stuff. I bought a rather large kitchen cart/portable island thing and that’s where the dishes live and it doubles as my cooking prep station since it’s slightly lower than my counters.

    • Worry less about TikTokers and Bin Laden — fret more that Mike Johnson shares the terrorist's views

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  • Major Ruby Ridge flashbacks with that one.

    • Unravel This Then

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  • Sometimes I think my life would make more sense if I were in a Heironymous Bosch painting.

    • Dog survives 10 weeks in Colorado mountains beside dead owner

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  • And for chrissakes try and use a reliable trail map

    • It's true.

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  • This is a good point. We never get that internal monologue from Holden like in the books. In the first season, at least, I feel Ike they stripped out that key component from Holden’s personality where he would talk before he would fight.

    • It's true.

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  • Last man standing

    • It's true.

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  • Truth. I thought the show turned Naomi and Holden into twats but they did a pretty good job with Chrisjen. I’m still mad about the Arjun bamboozle. Arjun 1 is best Arjun.

    • ATBGE?

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  • You know what, I like it. Smells like watermelon bubblegum in my imagination.

    • Rep. Bob Good Says the GOP Must Be Even More Extreme on the Issue of Abortion in the Wake of Election Losses

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  • “Am I so out of touch? No it must be the voters who are wrong.” -Bob Good, probably

    • Astronaut Frank Borman, commander of the first Apollo mission to the moon, has died at age 95

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    • A staggering 80% of American households are financially worse off than they were before COVID-19

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  • Aye aye cap’n 🫡

    • A staggering 80% of American households are financially worse off than they were before COVID-19

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  • Ok, yeah! I’ll just set aside the (checks notes) almost nothing I have left after food, rent, utilities, gas, and my exactly two streaming services.

    • I feel this

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