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  • This is the part where we say thoughts and prayers right?

  • Christ on a bike. Every time I think he can’t get any more tacky he just doubles down. “Hold my hamberder”.

  • Well they can always take solace in the fact that kitchen would be an interesting place to do mushrooms.

  • Ah yes I have that on my watch list for later. A wild ride of transparent questions and unhinged, unrelated responses.

  • Joke’s on them it’s always fat time in my house.

  • Ok yeah we get it Biden is an old guy. I fucking forgot the word refrigerator one and called it the big box with the cold food.

  • A couple tacos short of an enchilada plate. All foam, no beer.

  • I saw this story yesterday and I just cannot fathom HOW. It’s kind of amazing.

  • I’ve been trying (and failing) to understand why conservatives are so thrice damned obsessed with everyone’s genitals.

  • Always has been.

  • They’re just eating each other now. It’s breathtaking.

  • I have one of those too. The cat only wants to play fetch when I want to go to bed, of course.

  • I work remotely for reasons. I don’t want to be engaged. I want to be left the hell alone so I can do my job and clock out for the day.

  • I laughed at this way harder than I probably should have. And I thank you for it.

  • Neurosyphilis would explain a vast number of batshit crazy things lately.

  • Glorious!