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  • Yeah no we’re already on Hell’s front porch. Might as well come on in and make ourselves at home. Fuck I’m tired.

  • Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.

  • [sad Nespresso noises]

  • I really wish it weren’t so people-y. Such a nice view.

  • I was a line cook in college. The absolutely mind blowing amount of drugs and booze both the front of house and back of house staff had at their personal disposal was unbelievable.

  • The tech actually cracked a joke somewhat like that at the vet lol. But they love her there she’s honestly a sweet, talkative cuddle bug unlike her sister Abaddon, who doesn’t seem to like anyone but me and dares you to fuck around and find out.

  • Sometimes, on the dark of the moon, when the planets align, they’ll actually listen when I tell them “vamanos”.

  • Her nickname happens to be “Alpaca lips”.

  • Who in their right fucking mind thinks letting teenagers work at landfills, meat processing plants, and logging companies is a good idea?! I think the record clearly shows that teenagers don’t always make the best damn decisions. Jesus wept this shit is insanity.

  • At least one of them has a conscience. Texas you continue to reinforce my belief that you are a shitty place run by evil people. Jesus wept, these are human beings were talking about here.

  • I don’t understand why people turn a blind eye to this. Am I naive? Yeah, probably. Am I missing the shades of grey in a many layered and complicated geopolitical situation? Certainly. But what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? How does this continue to be ok?

  • I love his pointy little ear tufts!

  • Someone call the negotiator, we have a hostage situation here!

  • RIP

    Jump
  • My back hurts too.

  • It’s less satisfying now that I’m in my 40s than it was when I was in college.

  • It’s been a while since I’ve had an existential crisis. Thanks!