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  • Mira, sólo te puedo nombrar la deslactosada, la descremada, la completa y la condensada. Capaz las otras 7 se completen comprando otras marcas.

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  • Mira, pa' la lecha capaz si de, pero no se si pa' los huevos.

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  • Mira chamo, para bolas pa' que no te pierdas: tu te vas así recto por'ay y le das, ponte, 5 cuadras o un vaina así y luego agarras la esquina mano derecha; de allí le das full recto otra vez, no hay pielde. Si te encuentras una mata de mango así bien grande, te pasate, toca volverte. Cuidao con los motorizados, que andan buscando a quien tiene aifon pa decile "Guardame esta vaina allí" y meterle una navaja entre las costillas.

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  • En alguna parte de la biblia creo que lo dice. Si no, pues es un poco igual a porqué cuando le bajas el volumen a algo tienes que dejarlo en un valor que sea múltiplo de 5.

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  • Por ley debe ser en múltiplos de 3.

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  • ¿Para cuando un 9 leches? ¿O serían 12 leches el siguiente?

    • For an alien race that visit us, humanity as a whole would be furries.

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  • So the aliens are Furries?

    • So the door opened just like expected

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  • "In Elvish, you prick!"

    • If all people from the opposite sex would vanish overnight but "only for you". How long would it take for you to notice?

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  • Immediately, but mostly because theres only women in the office i work on.

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • You're absolutely right about that.

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • But what if I install Linux on the chip? 🤔

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • This is the only right answer.

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • Maybe, or maybe I'm just a latin american living the latin american ✨experience✨

    • The English word "four" has 4 letters. Are there any other numbers where the English name for them has that many letters?

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  • I don't know in English, but in Spanish the word for five, Cinco, has five letters.

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • Nah, maybe I'll present myself as a test subject so that it's ME who gets paid for fucking my brain.

    • I would let a chip be installed in my brain if it would allow me to erase memories of the games I have played to play them again as the first time.

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  • I'm broke

    • What is one video game cheat code that will you will always remember?

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  • The PANZER code in GTA Vice City to invoque a tank. I typed that shit like crazy when I was a child playing in the good ol' cyber cafés

    • How to stop "Fall in love" so easily?

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  • Don't worry, you're not my type anyway ~

    • How to stop "Fall in love" so easily?

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  • I, indeed, am in a bind, 'cause I'm bisexual.

    • KDE's recently adopted animation program Glaxnimate releases version 0.6.0 Beta.

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  • Ahh this is great! I love Glaxnimate and KDE!