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  • Good boys will be good boys?

  • obvious jealousy and insecurity regarding Americans.

    Oh hun. I guarantee you it isn’t that.

    It's emotional animosity that overflows the bounds of reasonable criticism and targets individuals rather than governmental decisions or policies.

    I’d be interested to see what communities you see that in because that is not my experience.

    Unless… the individuals that you are referring to are the ones helping guide those same governmental decisions and policies, or are in other positions of influence or power. Then criticism is fair game.

  • Do you want vampires‽ Because this is how we get vampires!

  • A fun quirk of Orcish is that the word used for “to gather” translates more closely to “squabble”, because that is as congenial as they get when they gather together.

    -Lærindale, the linguistic

  • 🤷‍♂️ If the cowboy boot fits…

  • Thanks. Sometimes it is hard to differentiate between Uttar Pradesh and Texas by headlines alone.

  • 👏Li👏brar👏ies👏

    They are one of the last places you can go without the underlining expectation that you need to buy something. They have become a neutral community space that is open to everyone no matter your sexuality, political views, and culture, offering access to a variety of material and resources for you to harness and grow.

    Depending on your library, you can check out things ranging from books, digital books, movies, video games, board games, carpet cleaners, cake pans, instruments, fishing poles, cellular hotspots, power tools, sewing machines, karaoke equipment, etc. On top of all of that, libraries usually offer a plethora of programs. You can learn to knit, paint, macrame, eat healthy, manage finances, hatch eggs, grow plants, prepare for disasters, write a resume, or interview for a job. You can meet authors, get family portraits, learn about local history and so much more. Libraries are amazing, and cost very little in taxes compared to all they provide.

  • I like the two pairs of tweezers held prongs to palm as the bbq tongs. Or are they wishbones???

    And the holding of a super stacked slider crosswise just by the fixings.

    And the Escher-esqe arrangement of the kettle grill in the background, inside of which is placed a ginormous burger that has somehow migrated in front of the grillists elbow.

  • Seriously. Game of Thrones is over. No one wants to smell like horse folk anymore.

  • It was a surprise remainder after insurance. We had already paid the office visit copay at time of service.

  • We just got a second notice for a ≈$20 bill that had been paid 3 months ago.
    The first notice 3 months ago was for a procedure that was done 7 months prior.

  • T - minus seven seconds

  • That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.

  • Hell yeah! Sugar momma bought him a fancy watch. She does treat him so good.

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  • Vampires will still need an invitation. And no one ever checks a wolf’s passport anyway.

  • Fide president Arkadi Dvorkovitch said: "The principle is simple: it is still required to follow the official dress-code, but elegant minor deviations (that may, in particular, include appropriate jeans matching the jacket) are allowed."

    The Canadian tuxedo has been officially endorsed as proper attire.