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MyFairJulia
MyFairJulia @ MyFairJulia @lemmy.world
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Big if true

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  • I stand with Eggman, the only president to PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

    • Just Switch Over

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  • sudo give me your phone password

    • Discover Mario’s Epic Multiverse Encounter with Pokémon, Splatoon, Doom, and Resident Evil

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  • Can‘t leave Mushroom World without mushrooms 😉

    • Why block muting the OS?

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  • What if a new OS comes with, say, a GPU driver that is not compatible anymore? Is there not even an override for this possible? I have a PC with the GTX 970 which in computer terms is basically just after the meteorite crash ending the jurassic era. And i have been considering to use Bazzite OS for this machine.

    • The Ten Commandments must be displayed in Louisiana classrooms under requirement signed into law

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  • The challenge, demand satisfaction
    If they apologize, no need for further action

    • Babe wake up, NCD's Pride flag just dropped

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  • Is there a line representing the tunnel system the Hamas uses?

    • Never normal

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  • But what face should OP pick? I guess there‘s only one way to find out! (prepares double slit experiment)

    • Stay on the designated path

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  • Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

    • Bottoms up!

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  • Daj boze!

    • Old XKCD, still relevant

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  • Remember: Just tell tar to Xtract Z File.

    • Ripperonis

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  • (frame shift drive charging)

    • Tasty

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  • (snaps gummigoo out of existence)

    • How is the hydrogen made?

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  • Didn‘t we have a process to electrically synthesize hydrogen out of water?

    • realistic community chest card

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  • I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.

    • Life? What do you mean? This ain't life, it's surviving

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  • I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

    • once in a lifetime

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  • Same as it ever was

    • Jesus, help me! - No!

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    • I will personally escort you to the fiery gates.

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  • Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

    Woman: Emily, don't you already have estrogen?

    Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

    Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. We'll take the estrogen.

    Gavin: Get two. I'm not sharing with Kaitlin!

    • I want Nintendo Streetpass in my life again...

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  • StreetPass is peer to peer

    • Majority of Americans now use ad blockers

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  • You know i think i understand companies sometimes but then i keep being baffeld at how evil a company can be.

    Apple for example had me surprised with the reaction to the DMA and i previously thought that they couldn‘t possibly suck harder wirh alö their anti-repair stuff.

    I still have a bone to pick with Tim Cook himself for rendering my well working Mac Mini 2012 unusable for my app development job by simply not updating Xcode and introducing a breaking change that prevented me from adding support for new iOS versions to old Xcode.