This is an actual event that occurred. While we were engaged for about a year my wife came to my work to drop off some coffee that she had gotten me. So I came from behind the counter took the coffee from her and gave her a quick peck on the lips you know just a quick kiss. And a lady that was coming up to my desk from there looked at that event and said "Oh is that your daughter?". Now we do live in a very rural part of the southeast United States and if you're familiar with the stereotypes involving that, that question was just creepy.
People assume I'm my wife's older brother or friend. They often ask her if she wants her check separate from mine. It drives her insane. She makes a face and snaps "No, my HUSBAND and I are on the same check."
I think my favorite variation of this was a DM posting about how they had made their BBEG Hitler but hot and changed a bit of the flavoring to fantasy and his table sided with them the whole game. To the DM's horror.
I don't know. I've yet to see something from Overwatch that beats ZONE's BioShock animation/game. The Easter egg in it is what introduced me to Caro Emerald.
And for the same reason. This was The Ex and my song. It was a toxic, on again off again, 4 years long thing from when I was 16 til I was 20. It used to be every time it came on I scrambled to skip it, especially if my wife was in the room. Now, I can listen to it if it comes on I just feel a little uncomfortable.
You can train your kids at McDonalds. And while I'd acquiesce about Applebee's, if alcohol is served, children shouldn't be. Sure that may limit what you can do as a parent. But I'm sure the joys and triumphs of parenthood will outweigh the loss of having a beer while your child knocks into other customers at the restaurant.
Oh yeah you're that dude who was commenting on my meme about kids being annoying in a restaurant. I didn't feel the need to comment there because I had thought "person doesn't realize that few people have problems with well behaved kids or understand that people know that kids OCCASIONALLY act out.". But it looks like you're doubling down.
First, did you see anyone complaining about kids on playgrounds? Play places at fast food restaurants? Public parks? No? That's because those are places for kids to be running around. Restaurants where adults are trying to relax is not for kids to be running around. Full stop. There is no "but". YOU need to teach your child that their actions affect those around them.
Secondly, YOU choose to have children and where you take them. If you take them to a place where you know they have the potential to inconvenience the people around them and they do, then you are inflicting them on others and that makes you a bad parent.
And lastly, I can't even remember the amount of children who stayed at their table, where maybe a little louder than would be necessary but ultimately settled down, or were well behaved and well mannered. But I do remember that the parents of those children were usually well put together and maintained people who seemed to have control over their life. An unruly child who was running around the restaurant is usually a symptom and not the problem.
I couldn't do it. I'd have shot him a text from my personal phone. The fact that I couldn't do that is probably why I've never even thought of trying to apply for a job like that.
The angriest upvote I've given today.