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MyDarkestTimeline01 @ MyDarkestTimeline01 @ani.social
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Ohhhhhh nooooooooo

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  • Hey while you're in there you think you could go ahead and reinforce them a bit? I'm tired of them hurting in the morning.

    • What made you realize your parents aren't good people? /srs

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  • It was when they whole heartedly supported Trump. Then they bitched about existence level "DEI" things.

    • Unrealistic

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  • Sir or ma'am, I'm going to need you to stop peaking into my windows.

    • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • Search "sweater dress".

    • You leave once the ride is over! And not a moment before!

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  • FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE GOT IT!

    • Found this meme for the Armored Core community, thought I'd share it here first.

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  • I am.

    • It feels like that sometimes.

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  • Brazil is a movie.

    • What are you most basic principles for life?

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  • Pay your taxes, use your blinker, and don't preach at people. As long as you follow those guidelines have a fucking field day with your life.

    • I could do with less of these "once in a lifetime events", please.

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  • Horrific.

    • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • Ha! Also, American.

    • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • That's a no for me.

    • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • Leggings are her compromise.

    • I remember a time when 1986 was only a few selections down.

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  • We all had that thought.

    • I remember a time when 1986 was only a few selections down.

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  • Thanks. I made it myself.

    • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • That's a negative Ghost Rider.

    • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • I'm a big fan of pants though.

    • Also we're going with another candidate.

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  • Why do I find that so sardonically hilarious?

    • Found this meme for the Armored Core community, thought I'd share it here first.

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  • Yes.

    • My wife asked me to share this with you all.

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  • With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a "Mmmm".

    • I could do with less of these "once in a lifetime events", please.

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  • Thank software engineers for that.