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  • Well, it runs like crap, for sure, but that's not the bar that you set here.

    Now that I think about it, what are you saying? Your point seems a bit muddled.

  • And theoretically you can install Windows on a Steam Deck. Not making something specifically unsupported doesn't mean you're not building your business model around the default use case.

    For the record, Nintendo games can be legally run on an emulator, much as Nintendo may protest this. It's a pain in the ass to do so without technically breaking any regulation, but it sure isn't impossible, and the act of running the software elsewhere isn't illegal.

  • Best we can tell this is an embedded Ampere GPU with some ARM CPU. The Switch had a slightly weird but very functional CPU for its time. It was a quad core thing with one core reserved for the OS, which was a bit weird in a landscape where every other console could do eight threads, but the cores were clocked pretty fast by comparison.

    It's kinda weird to visualize it as a genre thing, though. I mean, Civ VII not only has a Switch 2 port, it has a Switch 1 port, too. CPU usage in gaming is a... weird and complicated thing. Unless one is a systems engineer working on the specific hardware I wouldn't make too many assumptions about how these things go.

  • Nobody had "an awesome president". Who the hell has "awesome presidents"? That's like having an "awesome postman". Actually, scratch that, lots more incentive for being an awesome postman.

    Point is, don't glorify administrative roles. That's some weird US exceptionalism nonsense.

  • This is objectively wrong.

    I mean, the PC market has grown, don't get me wrong. Consoles use to be the only thing that mattered and that's no longer the case. You can't afford to ignore PCs anymore.

    But consoles still drive a majority of revenue for a majority of games, to my knowledge. And the Switch is a huge market by itself.

    More importantly, PC gamers should be extremely invested in console gaming continuing to exist. Console gaming is a big reason PC gaming is viable. They provide a static hardware target that can be used as a default, which then makes it the baseline for PC ports. With no PS5 the only games that make sense to build for PCs are targeting integrated graphics and lowest-common-denominator CPUs. That's why PC games in the 2000s used to look like World of Warcraft even though PCs could do Crysis.

    Consoles also standardized a lot of control, networking and other services for games. You don't want a PC-only gaming market.

  • You mean as opposed to the Steam branded Steam PC running the Steam OS that boots straight into Steam?

  • They're NOT cheaper. There is exactly one cheaper PC handheld, and it's the base model of the LCD variant of the Deck.

    And the reason for that is that Valve went out of its way to sign a console maker-style large scale deal with AMD. And even then, that model of the Deck has a much worse screen, worse CPU and GPU and presumably much cheaper controls (it does ship with twice as much storage, though).

    They are, as the article says, competitive in price and specs, and I'm sure some next-gen iterations of PC handhelds will outperform the Switch 2 very clearly pretty soon, let alone by the end of its life. Right now I'd say the Switch 2 has a little bit of an edge, with dedicated ports selectively cherry picking visual features, instead of having to run full fat PC ports meant for current-gen GPUs at thumbnail resolutions in potato mode.

  • Nah, this is pretty bad analysis.

    Nintendo got to the Switch via the Wii U and through the realization that they could package similar hardware with affordable off-the-shelf parts and still drive a TV output that was competitive with their "one-gen-old-with-a-gimmick" model for home consoles.

    It was NOT a handheld with AAA games, it was a home console you could take with you. That is how they got to a point where all the journalists, reviewers and users that spent the Vita's lifetime wondering who wanted to play Uncharted on a portable were over the moon with a handheld Zelda instead.

    So yeah, turns out the read the article has is actually far closer to what happened than yours, I'm sorry to say.

  • Wait, they're actually doing the eye lenses? That's always been my "would look goofy on film" thing.

    I guess they'll be retractable? I don't remember if they were supposed to be retractable in the book.

  • In the semi-alternate reality of the original movie they sure seem like they do. I mean, Obi Wan King Kais from the afterlife specifically to tell Luke to use the Force to torpedo the exhaust port. And to be clear, that's because the automated targeting system wasn't getting a lock, so that's some superhuman nonsense shot to freehand.

    And he may find blasters "uncivilized", but he claims Luke's dad was a great combat pilot, so they clearly weren't above a good ole strafing run.

    Honestly, a big part of why Star Wars used to be fun is the lore makes no sense whatsoever and is mostly left offscreen to operate under sheer dream logic.

  • How is it the "most dangerous weapon in the galaxy"? They literally spend the whole movie trying to dismantle a planet killer.

    This is a glowstick that requires you to commune with the universe as an immortal cosmic wizard just to make it semi-usable without loping off your own limbs. It has the worst ratio of usability requirements to effectiveness of perhaps any fictional weapon. Especially in a setting where every farmer, entry level army grunt and random drifter carries a gun that effectively shoots these out at people on demand with seemingly no range limit.

  • Well, in fairness, the rest of us non-native English speakers also make fun of "soccer" and we don't particularly care where the soccerers in question are from.

    From that point of view, and it sure is a certain point of view, the Brits just figured out the rest of us were mocking you faster. This, I imagine, is also why they started getting into the metric system at some point.

  • Yep, that's where things ended up, more or less.

    There are more... aggressive workarounds. And zero reason to ever need them in the first place. ISPs are dumb.

  • I needed a better router. Unfortunately my provider pretends that isn't a real thing.

  • The bare minimum required by me is past the default my ISP-provided router allowed and I ened up having to do a bunch of extra stuff to get full coverage.

    So no.

  • For the record, this is more like it.

    I mean, still like a 6/10 by either belligerent European or pissed off Middle Eastern standards, but keep it up a few months and we can work with that.

  • Well, that's supposed to be the point of the paper in the first place. They seem to be tracing paths through the neural net and seeing what lights up when they do things step by step. Someone posted a link to the source article somewhere in this thread.

    Best they can tell, as per the article, they say the math answer and the answer to how it got to the answer are being generated independently.

  • This is true. That said, presumably at least some of those have either a pre-existing install base they can keep selling digital games and services to or built-up stock.

    Nintendo has zero Switch 2 units in US households and will be expected to honor preorder prices. Who knows how much stock they have in the US at this point. Probably next to zero.

    US gamers won't have cheaper choices to buy new hardware, but they sure will have the obvious choice of not spending money on unnecessary new toys at all. Especially because for how messed up gaming hardware is going to get there are going to be entire other market segments getting much worse that you don't get to just opt out of.

    This is atrocious timing for Nintendo. But hey, Europe has 450 million people and you weren't going to sell 100 million Switches day one. Shave fifty euros off that sticker and I betcha some of them will take that unused US stock out of your hands and even buy some games on top.

  • You're antropomorphising quite a bit there. It is not trying to be deceptive, it's building two mostly unrelated pieces of text and deciding the fuzzy logic is getting it the most likely valid response once and that the description of the algorithm is the most likely response to the other. As far as I can tell there's neither a reward for lying about the process nor any awareness of what the process was anywhere in this.

    Still interesting (but unsurprising) that it's not getting there by doing actual maths, though.