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Mr_Blott @ Mr_Blott @lemmy.world
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You have to remove the plastic label if you want to recycle this plastic bottle.

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  • Oh I'm so fucking sorry this manufacturer gave you clear instructions on how to recycle properly

    Your life must be truly horrible 😂

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  • I'm fucking sorry are you just trying to wind me up?!? Where is the cylinder vacuum?

    The greatest vacuum cleaner on earth is the Miele C2 2000W

    Closely followed by Henry, but that was designed by a fuckin idiot

    • idk why i wasted my time making this

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  • Fun fact - if you partially deafen yourself with cap guns at a very early age, you grow up thinking tinnitus is normal, and don't discover until you're 14 that eeeeeeeeeeeeee all day and night isn't normal and it's really not a problem and you can sleep well cos it doesn't bother you

    Source - I'm a deaf idiot 😂

    • Rate my Tinder profile

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  • Male pattern baldness, apparently

    • Commuting across timezones

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  • I once took my then girlfriend to the Isle of Skye, on what happened to be the day the clocks went back.

    It wasn't until a week later while travelling back she asked why her clock hadn't changed back

    Took me a while to work out she thought Skye had its own time zone

    Most adorable thing ever (for reference, Skye is only 50 miles long, and about a mile from the mainland) 😊

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  • Oh no! I loved him as the landlord in The Young Ones

    • Currently building a house and I wish I wouldnt exist the next half year

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  • That's precisely why the Peltor ones are more expensive. They actually sound worse and the protection is no better. Needless to say, no surprises which country Peltor is from 🙄

    • Currently building a house and I wish I wouldnt exist the next half year

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  • Yep, can recommend Prohear Bluetooth ear defenders. Peltor make them too, but pricey

    • Don’t Fall for the Latest Changes to the Dangerous Kids Online Safety Act

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  • That's what dangerous kids want you to think

    • Pro-Palestinian protesters block traffic on Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco

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  • Time for bed, lass, school in the morning, off ye go

    • こんにちは！

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  • Think it's a bot attack

    • We seem to be getting attacked.

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    • What's the smartest or most insightful thing you figured out as a kid that stays with you today?

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  • How to spell freind and feild correctly

    • Don’t Fall for the Latest Changes to the Dangerous Kids Online Safety Act

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  • Don’t Fall for the Latest Changes to the Dangerous Kids Online Safety Act

    Could've worded that headline better. I'm all for getting rid of dangerous kids

    • This would break the internet

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  • PUMP UP THE JAM starts playing in background

    • This would break the internet

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  • Yes it is definitely Diane Morgan's last name

    Edit - highly recommend her sitcom, Mandy

    If you like mental scarring

    • What are the best movies in the 1990-2010 time period that you can reccomend ?

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  • I'd definitely recommend Four Lions

    • Sources for sample packs and other music production resources?

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  • Okaaaay I'll let you in on the secret - vsttorrentz dot net

    Enjoy!

    • 'Absolutely gross' maggots raining on passengers force flight to make U-turn

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  • You don't need to fly to the grocery shop too, Taylor, for fucksake

    • Who do you think Batman could take down, DC or not?

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  • This is the kind of question eight year olds ask themselves