Mr_Blott @ Mr_Blott @lemmy.world

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Yeah that's what I did. A Bluetooth dongle is twenty quid for a decent one, works perfectly with my JBL

Last time I clicked on it, it asked for permission to share my data with 152 "partners"

This is a moment for American leadership

Oooooooh shiiiit we know how this plays out

Still, at least the Palestinians have a shot at winning this one then 😂

Yes but in America they call it "African-American comedy"

It's almost like the country with the most guns also contains the largest number of utter cowards...

It's called gallows humour. It's how we got through the last 20,000 years before people discovered they could be offended simply to draw attention to themselves

If I get up for a job earlier than her, I'll write a small note and hide it somewhere. It'll just say something like how pleased to see me the neighbour's goose was, or how big a shit the dog had in the morning

A lot of people live in undeveloped countries where you can't drink out of the tap. You know like Russia and America

Christ on a bike these things are shit

The scrubber softens with warm water and gets harder with cold water

That's THE EXACT FUCKIN OPPOSITE OF WHAT WOULD BE USEFUL FOR SCRUBBING

None of us considered the fact I said "neigh-bour"

🤔

Hold on my neighbour owns a horse, I'll go and ask him..

Edit, I asked but he just kinda stared at me then started eating hay

Sync for Lemmy Ultra is stupidly overpriced mate, it's €110 where I am. No way you bought it for that.

How astute

Is that the chip that makes pictures have more than 3 pixels?

TinyTellies ©®™

Fuck you that's mine

Happy Meal ©®™

Probably the 14th of February

His milk is so passé. Louis Microfilter has much better stuff these days