MrPibb @ MrPibb @lemmynsfw.com

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Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

That is such a beautiful photo, mad fucking props.

I would upvote this twice if I could.

“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone.. I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a.. different location…”

lol. Gross. But lol.

You have to imagine this would be covered under a state’s lemon law. These defaults, at this point, almost seem intentional.

He’s not your guy, friend.

This feels worse somehow. With the death penalty there is a finality to sentencing, these people are stuck on an ever speeding treadmill of despair chasing hope like it’s a carrot on a string. Even if they get out, due to the conditionality of their original sentence, they can be thrown right back in with the flick of a pen. Like Sisyphus to his boulder these people are bound to sadness perpetually stuck in a state of fear.

Jokes on you it’s on my counter!… it never made it to the fridge.

You know what Republican white Jesus always says, “When the going gets tough, attack a child.”

FYI for iPhone users if you run into the Fuzz and you need to lock it out of biometrics, hit the lock button five times. This will start the emergency call count down but once canceled the iPhone can only be opened via passcode. Caveat, you need to have the five press to call turned on in Settings>Emergency SOS>Call with 5 Button presses

This is the most tone deaf decision. Missing shipping quotas, Cybertruck recall/delivery halt, cancellation of the Model 2, laying off 10% of your employees and what does all of this equate to in the eyes of the Board of Directors? Firing the CEO that caused most of these problems? FUCK NO let’s double down and prioritize an outlandishly large payday for Elon. Fucking hell this is ridiculous.

Knowing them they probably purchased the Tom Cruise versions because, let’s be honest, attention to detail and critical thinking are not their strong suits.

That reads like the slogan for cheap cologne. “incontinence for men, a subtle, almost imperceptible smell of piss. iiinnncontinennnce”

I can feel how awkwardly close they stand next to people when they’re talking from here. That and their smell.. you don’t get hair with that level of grease without actively trying.

Grasping his queen in hand he swings, wielding the full might of the powerful position, he strikes, destroying two opponents at once. A king must be willing to make sacrifices “For third time Mr. Trump that’s not how you play chess and will you please stop throwing checkers at the baby Jesus and put him back in his crèche.”

Surfshark doesn’t seem to be either.

Giraffe calf sees the light of day, freeing its self from its 18 month confine, free falls six feet, lands on its head