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  • Stupid sexy Santa's Little Helper

  • Google Fi will throttle you after you hit a limit depending on your plan. I unknowingly hit mine after using my phone for a hotspot, watching a few hours of soccer and I think Windows downloaded a bunch of updates too. It was towards the beginning of the billing cycle so the rest of the month really sucked. Might want to double check your plan.

  • You caught me...999,999,999 times

  • Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets.

  • I flew in one to get home from Christmas vacation. The seat was literally the most uncomfortable airplane seat I ever sat in. It was like sitting on a concrete bench. I'm going to need to start bringing a seat cushion...

  • They're just interested in that period of history, okay?

  • "We can sign you up for spam in milliseconds without you even asking but it'll take 7-10 days to unsubscribe you"

  • Episode 9 has to be the most random Futurama episode ever. I did not like it.

  • Snap into a slim jim?