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MissJinx
MissJinx @ MissJinx @lemmy.world
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From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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  • The magic of life is that we will all be in the game at some point.

    • From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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  • ha noob, I did it sleeping

    • "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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  • don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad

    • Feelin' the Spirit... from a respectable distance

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  • well he said he loves jesus...

    • Feelin' the Spirit... from a respectable distance

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  • How am I supposed to fuck my guy from a bible distsnce?

    • Does anyone use a phone without a protective case?

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  • I left my phone fall for the firsr tine when I was in line to pay for it. I could never not use a case.

    • Companionship

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  • Tbf the oldest one I found in a box, in the rain, with one of her paws badly injured. In addition to the injury she also had sporotricosis, a horrible cat skin disease) but it was neutered and had a collar. She is very afraid of everything, people, sounds, rain... May be she is too trumatized to be friendly. But she is a love bug and it's the queen for most of her life

    • I'm not sure why you would need sleep aid patches for your car or office...

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  • oh I would be their CEO by now

    • lowercase and Uppercase

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  • omg tuxedos are just pure love

    *she is not sick but she was when I adopted her, now she has some battle scars

    • Nobody wants to work anymore!

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  • Do anyone ever in the history of the world wanted?

    You can like your job, but it's still a job. Even hobbies, if you are forced to.do it to live become a hell. Unless, of course, you are a psyco.

    • Finally an acient greek author I can really rave about

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  • Praise be

    • Companionship

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  • yep my "companion" cat and my first cat don't figh but they ignore each other to the max. lol Some times they hiss but thats all. They really don't like each other.

    • Definition of instant regret

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  • oh my baby's twin! I My girl looks exactly like this one, and oh boy she is a troublemaker!

    • You need to be in the ER to get the vibes right

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  • I don't need to code a lot but the few times I asked AI for a simple code ( like vba or batch script) it messed up. How do you mess up VBA!? It took more time for me to correct than to just type.

    • Owned (stocks)

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  • Yeah AI is very good but it still problematic with some characteristics.

    • Owned (stocks)

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  • Dude if I could draw I would only draw commissioned furry porn. So Much Money!

    • Late

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  • Sir this is not a bug, it's a hot dog

    • Dick out for Harambe

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  • That is true!

    • Imagine the business opportunities

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  • If everything is legal, and a police officer imprisions you that's ok right?! Nothing is ilegal. so we back.to running from the police

    • Dick out for Harambe

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  • And you know what?! That dumb kid is around here on the internet somewhere. He knows what he did but he hides behind anonymity so he doesn't have to face the world he destroyed. You know who you are and you know what you did!

    Edit: /s we are in a world so crazy that the obviouw have to be said.