MissJinx @ MissJinx @lemmy.world

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Taika Waititi Star Wars?! I like him but fuck this lol Is it a crossover MCU x SW ?

I don't think capybaras should be pets but if one would hang around my porch, would I feed it?! Yes. If they would come into my house by their own will, would I let them?! yes. If one would j.ump in my bed with my dogs to sleep, would I put it down? No. so...maybe it's no ones fault maybe capy wants to be my pet

The dark tower collection has a inversely proportional quantity of books to the amount of tower on it

I have to buy purina wet food because it's the only one my cat accepts and she can't be without wet food because she refuses to drink water. I've try to offer other brands from time to time but no, only this fucking thing

I love my.cats but loyalty is not their strongest trait. They would never attack someone to defend me, they would atack just because they want or run and hide lol

If you stil have to go to the grocery store you just have a different job. In the real "queen life" your assistants do the shopping for you.

Look as I said above this is an emergency please go to the ER now.

But... even if you loose your dick there are lots of disabled people that have love and even kids. It's more about personality. Believe me a healthy relationship does not depend on penetration. There are a lot of other ways to enjoy and even if you really want it there are implants and technologies to make this possible (believe me my grampanwas 95 when he had an implant because he couldn't use viagra anymore. )

Edit: It's important to be alive to have a relationship or sex. go to the er

Yes this! Loosing sensitivity is not a "circulatory problem" it's an emergency. Please go now

I have a tuxedo and an orange girls. Mu tuxedo is very loving, just the sweetest girl ever... but it doesn't matter oranges are the best and more entertaining cats ever! lol very lovely too, but oh boy a lot of work

beersus

oh so cool! thanks

Link please.

Wait, WHAT?! i thought this was a meme! this bird is literally like this! Weird motherfucker

of course if was an orange

I would lo e fo get into radio chat hobby. But I don't know.anything about it so i just listen to radio recordings of ppl chating on YT

Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I'm either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this

but he's going to make mexico pay dad

lol

historical salons

Historical Slaloms?

Historical Saloons?

Historical Salamanders?

I had to travel for work this week and I'm sleeping in this huge bed in an awesome hotel and just thought "I miss my cats". No really. I fucking Love those 2! I love my dogs too but they don't sleep with me

I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. It's a problem