MintyFresh @ MintyFresh @lemmy.world

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Lol, sorry I wasn't trying to troll anyone. I was just trying to point out that smoking is pleasurable. After all there's a reason it became so popular worldwide so fast.

That having been said I do not recommend anyone smoke. Tis a terrible habit on the whole.

Right in the cockles

As someone who recently quit tobacco let me tell you: cigarettes are amazing! A cup of coffee, a crossword and a good summer morning on a patio is basically heaven. Smoking is cool and makes you look cool too! Everyone should smoke.

It's pronounced Cool Whip.

RIP Mr. President

This is a new age. Idk what the future holds, but the days of the republic are done. RIP America. Twas a nice idea

Just this morning. Such a helpful kitty. Although the bringing to bed part could probably be skipped.

Thank you! People's willingness and even eagerness to be surrounded by useless crap stresses both me and the earth out. Most of that drawer could be replaced with a knife.

I'd just point out that most of that drawer could be replaced with a good knife. I mean is cutting garlic really so onerous you need a fancy doodad? Even the zesters functionality could be done with a knife. I hate to be judgey bastard, but that drawer smacks of consumerism and excess. With the exception of the mixer prongs and the scale I'm not seeing anything needed in a residential kitchen.

Ive always wondered about the poor villagers who lived in tigers territory. Every night a kitty comes out to play.

Nah. We tried, turns out penguins are as sneaky and clever as they are vicious. Lost a battalion and a half. Cold wars coldest secret.

Your mom's a superfood

I'm glad that deep distrust I've harboured regarding brussel sprouts has finally been validated.

With genocide and plagues, oh my!

If we quit beef our problems would be over.

Why? It's the next generation's problem. And what have they done for us!?

Pretty soon we won't need humans at all! Well I say down with the machines! I say we bring back gas station attendants.

I for one would like my battery swap to be carried out by a high school dropout of dubious sobriety. You just pull in, wait awkwardly making angry furtive eye contact with the attendant. You can't tell whether he's angry, or his face graffiti just makes him appear so. Probably both. He eventually ambles over and preforms the swap. He wipes your windshield in the hopes of a tip. Leaving grimy streaks behind, an apt metaphor for his life past or present. You hand over a fiver over out of guilt more than any appreciation of a service rendered. You pull out.

Done in 30 minutes. It's the American way.

Only you can take a sad song and make it better.

198cm. Could knock 40cm off that and I'd be good with it.

Such a helpful kitty!