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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

Makes your jaw drop in amazement

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I'll show them

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A popular game 20 years ago

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Remember when you thought Ground Hog Day was legit?

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My dream job and no college degree required

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surprise ending

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Or is there someone standing behind her

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If you want to work here

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The only good one is for a job that you don't really need

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Solid Advice

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When memes interact with each other

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If you really want to be a good cook it is imperative that you learn how to marinate meat

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Have you ever gotten jerked around like this trying to get a job?

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I'll consider it if I get a break from those currently receiving my deposits

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If you fit the description then stay away from it

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Spotted in a Mall bathroom. What is wrong with people? I didn't die soon enough

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Car of a high school student proud that she is in her final year

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Why we need term and age limits

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How did a simple phone call become so problematic?

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You do the petals, I got the wheel

  • That's some practical advice that I never considered

  • Is this about a guy wanting to do his cousin?

  • Few people know about this ability that some of us have. As with you, 3-5 days after providing my gift, I will get a message informing me that a penis is invading that space. If it's mine then fine. But If it belongs to someone else then my little guys hate having to compete with another DNA strain of seed.

  • Makes me wonder how much of my seed I have given away to women or tissues over my life time

  • thanks for the info

  • Initially I thought it said "hitler's flying sedan"

  • I like it because it reminds us that social media is all a joke. Don't take it seriously.

  • but nowadays we also have the myth of semen retention.

    What? Never heard that phrase. What's it all about?

  • Aren't there still various factions of jocks, nerds, etc? All you have to do is team up with whatever group you most identify with.

  • downvotes verify that many are too young to remember

  • After my ban I had no problem killing my account. Funny thing is that it took me to a screen asking why I was leaving and there was no restriction as to how much you typed out. I responded with a tirade about what fuck heads the Admins are. I know it was cathartic because they don't read the replies just like they don't read ban appeals

  • I got IP banned some time ago

    Was a regular for almost 10 years. Was given "awards" galore. (As if I cared). Had a huge karma total. Permenately banned by an Admin - never a banned from a group. My offense was linking to a factual news article. Created a new account using a VPN and a different browser. Then one day when I wasn't thinking used another browser that had their "kill" cookie in it. So banned again. So fuck them ...swore them off. It's been almost a year and I don't miss it at all. How can you enjoy a social media platform if you must suck the ass of Admins and simply repeat only what they "like" regardless of the group you are in.

  • Lemmy Shit Post is the best for just a laugh and with little political nonsense

  • You are not old enough to remember how peaceful and clean the city was during the 16 years of Guiliani and Bloomberg

  • That may be true based on stats which can always be manipulated. But it sure doesn't feel safer. There was a time when you had no fear riding the subway. Now you are taking your life in your hands just standing on the platform

  • I never understood why parents sometimes give their kid a first name that is almost the same as their last name. Like Dick Dickman

  • This happens on Lemmy because we don't have a "flair" method. On reddit you can set up a group for "gun owers" as an example. To post or comment to that group on reddit you have to message the mods and request flair. Your request has to have links to posts or comments that you have made proving that you are a gun owner.

    But on lemmy you can set up a "gun owers" group and constantly have people who hate guns posting and commenting. Your only alternative is to remove their posts or comments or ban them.

    The advantages of Lemmy are 1) being able to see a modlog and know why your comment or post was removed. 2) Lemmy mods rarely permanently ban people which I believe is a vast improvement over reddit.

  • Still don't understand how people continue to "trust" the people who have a long history of predictions that never occurred. It always reminds me of a guy who pays to get "the special picks" for an NFL game. And for years the special picks guy hasn't ever won a NFL bet