Mickey7 @ Mickey7 @lemmy.world

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excellent point.

What makes me laugh is that Shitpost is supposed to be a haven away from everyday bullshit. A few jokes a few laughs. Why do people have an issue with that? If every joke MUST conform to your life view then I don't think you have much of a sense of humor. And therefore I don't think this group is for you. Everyday there is stuff here that I personally don't find very funny, but most of it I do, and so be it. I don't downvote it, I don't make a negative comment about, and of course I don't "report" it.

People without dogs don't know much about how they interact with humans

Thrilled to learn something knew. But now I have spent the last hour in distress annoyed that my girlfriend's ass doesn't emit the smell of pepper mint while I am licking it

My work rarely but sometimes does free piazza lunches. And they are so proud of themselves when they do it. Me- "How about giving me 20 bucks in cash and I'll get my own lunch"

Does anyone here really know Santa and his views?? Santa would consider you an above average good person if you took the time to massage the ass of your partner with your tongue. He is the one who initially said and was quoted - “Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life to save another." BUT what you never see is the rest of Santa's quote, "in close second to laying down your life is to massage the ass of another with your tongue"

It probably doesn't apply to many people posting here or in general, but if you became a landlord how did your view of tenants change?

if it was good enough for jesus, it's good enough for me

There was a time long long ago when I could say stuff like that to my now wife. If I do it now she just says "grow up"

THIS apparently is a rule of nature in the relationship between dogs and humans. I have never asked my dog that question without them immediately ignoring me and chewing faster

did you really expect the dog to be able to spell

thanks for the kind words

I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was "it's an elephant" which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.

that's it???? You are not going to tell us what followed sexually?

If you are going to put her face aside for your decision, then what is your next go to? Her tits or ass?

Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy

Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn't find attractive

They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too

Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him

Same concept applies in sales. The way you phrase the question can help get the answer that you want