The swoosh in the lowercase "o" at the end of top line is at the bottom, not the top, which would make it say "a" rather than "o".

So it actually says, "Why won't nobody take me ta Funkytown?" (Bold mine.) Which I actually honestly like because it sounds more funky to me. ;)

Gods that is so fucking stupid...

Obligatory xkcd comic:

As a transwoman as well, I second this!

Don't let the fascist win!

Same! Hear hear!

Fun fact: the US Pledge of Allegiance wasn't always as it currently is:

The original version, known as the Balch Pledge, was created in 1887 by George Balch, and went as follows:

We give our heads and hearts to God and our country; one country, one language, one flag!

Five years later, in 1892, Francis Bellamy created a similar one, known as the Bellamy Pledge, that went as follows:

I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

And all this was merely informal. The "Under God" part wasn't formally a part of the Pledge until 1954.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance?wprov=sfla1

 

✨BONUS FUN FACT✨

In 1956, "In God We Trust" became the official motto of the United States. It formally replaced "E pluribus unum", which was long the de facto motto of the US.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_God_We_Trust?wprov=sfla1

 

 

As a side note, I just have to say

FUCK. THIS. BULLSHIT.

 

Have a great day.

Um, aktchually, that's a string, not a number.

kiU

I know vitamins are typically measured (at least here in the US) in International Units (IU), but I've never heard of "kiU".

What's that short for?

Hehe you said "oral".

Nope. I was thinking of Cyberchase. Lol.

I was thinking of Cyberchase. Haha.

Yum.

I can appreciate that.

One big problem I've always had with cassettes is due to the nature of how cassettes work, the sound literally slows down as the battery in the player gets lower.

Hey, neighbor! We also called them "Push-Ups" where I'm from!

Mmm... Chocolatey.

(Just kidding; I hate chocolate ice cream.)

You guessed correctly?

– Source: A millennial American

That's just called "slashfic".

Hey! I don't wanna hear about your hairy balls!

Yeah, I feel you. I'm in the same boat.

Hey, you remember that PBS math show—can't remember the name—where a group of kids go into cyberspace and have to do math shit to defeat this villain dude? Best fucking shit ever. Lol.

 

Edit: Figured it out! It's Cyberchase! Like I said: best. shit. ever.