Metostopholes @ Metostopholes @midwest.social

"He's just zis guy, you know?"

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I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect.

Back during prohibition in the US, there was a product called Vine-Glo that was a brick of grape concentrate. It came with a warning: "After dissolving the brick in a gallon of water, do not place the liquid in a jug away in the cupboard for twenty days, because then it would turn into wine."

Relevant XKCD:

Title text: Sure, we could stop dictators and pandemics, but we could also make the signs on every damn diagram make sense.