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Metostopholes
Metostopholes @ Metostopholes @midwest.social
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"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me... they shall be my STORM TROOPERS, and they shall know no fear!"

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  • This popped into my head and I had to make it.

    • Let's play "Spot the problems"

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    • Should Presidential Immunity Exist?

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  • Short answer: No

    Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    • When you meet the man responsible for fixing all of your WiFi problems

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  • You son of of bitch. 💪

    • Am I Gay?

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  • I mean, you could be bi/pan, poly, and have both a wife and a boyfriend. That would still be "not gay".

    • idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜

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    • I am having an existential crysis about this

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  • Downvoted.

    • To my late wife, Carmen, my spicy little habanera (pls read and lmk if you think it's okay to send)

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  • Calling someone the "late" whatever generally means they are dead. Did you mean your ex wife?

    Edit: Nevermind, actually read the last line. I hate you.

    • "But when the phone inside her ribcage rings, it's not for me."

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  • Not for me. 😞💔

    • New LOTR candle scent just dropped

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  • Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in-a you.

    • Have you ever won something? A sweepstake, competition, or other? What was it? Tell us your story.

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  • When I was a kid, maybe 13 years old, I heard about a Halloween costume contest at a natural history museum.

    I wanted a costume somehow science related, so I decided to dress as a mosquito (seems weird to me now, but whatever). My mom sewed together a black felty fabric into a proboscis that went out over my head and a sort of cloak down my back with legs coming off it. We cut a Styrofoam ball in half and painted it yellow for the eyes. The wings were a white mesh fabric on a frame of drinking straws that we taped together.

    I won the contest for my age bracket, and the prize was some Star Trek: Deep Space 9 refrigerator magnets. I don't think I have the magnets anymore, but I still have the costume, though it's falling apart a little.

    Okay, I have to go text my mom and tell her she's awesome.

    • Ships

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  • And... Why is every single part of the first ship broken? Is it even seaworthy ?

    • Hold on!

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  • Evolution at it again.

    • Hold on!

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  • I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.

    • Follow your dreams!

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  • Praise Bob!

    • Y'all ready for Corvid25?

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  • carl_the_grackle? What do you know about the avian agenda? WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!

    • Y'all ready for Corvid25?

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  • Corvid25

    Caw?

    • Watermelon

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  • For a while a friend of mine would occasionally buy a bunch of muffins from the grocery store, put googly eyes on them, and drive around town leaving ones at random doorsteps.

    • Always has been

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  • Ah, an old fashioned forced meme.

    • What year is it

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  • The royal game of Ur was "unearthed" about 100 years ago. That website is pretty slow on the uptake.