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Metostopholes
Metostopholes @ Metostopholes @midwest.social
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Alternatively: finding out the playlist you've been listening to is AI.

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  • Partly covered by "song", but also complaining about fluoride. 🙄

    • Cheers lads an lassies

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  • Correct.

    • "Grief" (Art by Clueless Hero)

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    • Oh, now i get it! "Peanuts" is because they are "nuts" inside a pod-like thing, just like peas!

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  • Nutpeas.

    • WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere

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  • NO WAI!

    • In 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine.

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    • New social media platform with no community guidelines, no mods and no bots. Better than Reddit with file sharing and instant messaging.

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  • Platform: Flibbar (owned and operated by F89 LLC)

    That corporation.

    • "Then FĂŤanor rose, and lifting up his hand before ManwĂŤ he cursed Melkor, naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World; and by that name only was he known to the Eldar ever after."

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  • Admittedly that was one hell of a dog. Huan was an extra good boy, 14/10.

    • 9 hours

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  • Just be depressed and you'll sleep all day.

    • i truly believe that there's an open war between Humanity vs. Advertisers and their allies.

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    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Stealin' yo girl.

    • Ball for a ball

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  • (＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ SNIP SNIP

    • What was the weirdest dream you remember having?

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  • I was a penguin. I was waiting in line at the Harold Washington library in Chicago to get an autograph from Neal Stephenson. I had to keep looking over my shoulder, because there were wanted posters up everywhere with my penguin face on them, because I was being hunted for a crime I didn't commit.

    • ...and then I just buy another drive!

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  • slaps desktop PC case

    This bad boy can fit so many fuckin drives in it.

    • Lemmy has the ideal number of posts for me. Just enough to have a good time but not too many that I'm scrolling forever

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  • Yeah, I just sort by new. I see everything posted in my subscriptions, and can just be done for a while. It's great. And early comments get more upvotes, heh.

    • For all

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  • Nicole will message you eventually, you can talk to her.

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    • Slide up rule

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  • They said the packaging would be discreet!

    • First exposure to floating-point arithmetic

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  • Reject modernity, return to COBOL.

    • Hedgehog o'clock

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  • This will not interrupt my nap.